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LiquidSmoke
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Keyshawn is an ass
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I can't stand him on MNF
he's just too cocky. Get him off my screen
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zappaisgod
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He was a despicable ass before he even got to rookie training camp with his fucking diary. One of the great cunts of all time. Had the unmitigated gall to say Wayne Chrebet was a flashlight to his supernova. I am no Jets fan, in fact I hate them to death, but Chrebet was a really good gutsy player. REALLY good. Keyshaun? Feh, a pimp with a mouth and no whores.
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WhiskeyClone
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I think I'm gonna watch MNF with no sound from now on. Too many douchebags.
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Pat Bateman, VP
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That's advisable. I literally hate everyone involved. Kornheiser is the worst sports-person in history, Jaws is an idiot with an obnoxious voice and I don't know the black guy's name but he's an ass, as well.
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whattheheck
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I'm not so sure it's "them" as much as it's just another example of our society, and obviously what our society wants, because these corporations would play loops of cats crying in heat over the game if it made them $$$$.
I agree though. And I knew things were heading for the rapper when Stuart Scott started yelling "BOO-YAH!!" and saying that "Michael Jordan was blowing up like Snoop Dogg's Mac-10" and "Mariano Rivera was sicker than the Wu Tang Clan with a hangover". Those are real quotes from back in the mid 90's and I was turned off by the crap, but people were loving it. I can't stand sportscasting these days.
Oh, and another thing on Scott, he said in ESPN the Magazine that HE coined the phrase, "I feel you" for Tiger Woods, because they had such a deep connection.
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WhiskeyClone
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Quote:
whattheheck said: "Michael Jordan was blowing up like Snoop Dogg's Mac-10"
Ahahaha that's hilarious and terrible
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Pat Bateman, VP
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I fucking HATE Stuart Scott.
Sometimes I'm reasonably sure he's actually in black face.
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LiquidSmoke
My title's cooler than yours DBK


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i always feel bad for Stuart Scott and his glass eye.
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whattheheck
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I wish I hadn't started. I honestly hold him accountable for a TON of the crap that is Sports Reporting these days. I remember when he came to ESPN, and my initial thought after seeing him the first time was, "ESPN is trying to reach more of the black audience, become hipper, ect". After listening to him a few more times, I just wanted to go to Bristol and choke him out.
He does those long azz intros that always end in stuff like, ".....and just when all seemed lost, Jeter looked A-Rod right in the eye and said, brah, I feel you...".
I'd rather listen to a 24 hour marathon of Keyshawn (who's interview with Chad Johnson was interesting) and Deion Sanders than endure Scott for a quarter of that.
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LiquidSmoke
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HAHAHA the interview with Chad Johnson was the best
Chad knew EXACTLY how to push his buttons when he KNEW Keyshawn was trying to put him on the hot seat.
They're cousins, right? I guess that explains why Chad knows how to fuck with Keyshawn.
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He is one of the most overated recievers to ever play the game
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Emmit Smith being functionally retarded is more bothersome to me. I cannot understand a word he says.
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whattheheck
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Not to mention that on almost any other team than the one he ended up on, he probably doesn't get to 10,000 yards, much less Walter's record.
I haven't heard Emmit, but Magic Johnson with his, "They be hoopin' fo' real" with the occasional primal whoop got to me a bit
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zorbman
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Quote:
WhiskeyClone said: I think I'm gonna watch MNF with no sound from now on. Too many douchebags.
Tell me about it. They need to bring back Al Michaels and John Madden. Pay them whatever the hell they want and give these other clowns the curtain.
Me-Shawn never was good to anybody on or off the field.
Emmitt just needs to shut up and let Steve Young talk.
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