Home | Community | Message Board
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery

Magic-Mushrooms-Shop.com
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

General Interest > Sports Forum
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
Keyshawn is an ass
    #7626873 -

I can't stand him on MNF


he's just too cocky. Get him off my screen


--------------------
"Shmokin' weed, Shmokin' wizz, doin' coke, drinkin' beers.  Drinkin' beers beers beers, rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts.  Who smokes tha blunts?  We smoke the blunts" - Jay and Silent Bob strike Back

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Keyshawn is an ass [Re: LiquidSmoke]
    #7627273 -

He was a despicable ass before he even got to rookie training camp with his fucking diary. One of the great cunts of all time. Had the unmitigated gall to say Wayne Chrebet was a flashlight to his supernova. I am no Jets fan, in fact I hate them to death, but Chrebet was a really good gutsy player. REALLY good. Keyshaun? Feh, a pimp with a mouth and no whores.


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Keyshawn is an ass [Re: LiquidSmoke]
    #7629825 -

I think I'm gonna watch MNF with no sound from now on. Too many douchebags.


--------------------
Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Keyshawn is an ass [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7631241 -

That's advisable.
I literally hate everyone involved.
Kornheiser is the worst sports-person in history, Jaws is an idiot with an obnoxious voice and I don't know the black guy's name but he's an ass, as well.


--------------------
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something
different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
Rapture.
-  Andrew Ryan

Formula: 0

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Keyshawn is an ass [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #7632066 -

I'm not so sure it's "them" as much as it's just another example of our society, and obviously what our society wants, because these corporations would play loops of cats crying in heat over the game if it made them $$$$.

I agree though. And I knew things were heading for the rapper when Stuart Scott started yelling "BOO-YAH!!"  and saying that "Michael Jordan was blowing up like Snoop Dogg's Mac-10" and "Mariano Rivera was sicker than the Wu Tang Clan with a hangover". Those are real quotes from back in the mid 90's and I was turned off by the crap, but people were loving it. I can't stand sportscasting these days.

Oh, and another thing on Scott, he said in ESPN the Magazine that HE coined the phrase, "I feel you" for Tiger Woods, because they had such a deep connection. :foreheadslap:


--------------------
A society whose whole idea is to eliminate suffering and bring it's members the greatest amount of comfort and pleasure is doomed to be destroyed -Thomas Merton

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Keyshawn is an ass [Re: whattheheck]
    #7632339 -

whattheheck said:
"Michael Jordan was blowing up like Snoop Dogg's Mac-10"


Ahahaha that's hilarious and terrible


--------------------
Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Keyshawn is an ass [Re: whattheheck]
    #7633028 -

I fucking HATE Stuart Scott.

Sometimes I'm reasonably sure he's actually in black face.


--------------------
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something
different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
Rapture.
-  Andrew Ryan

Formula: 0

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Keyshawn is an ass [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #7633255 -

i always feel bad for Stuart Scott and his glass eye.


--------------------
"Shmokin' weed, Shmokin' wizz, doin' coke, drinkin' beers.  Drinkin' beers beers beers, rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts.  Who smokes tha blunts?  We smoke the blunts" - Jay and Silent Bob strike Back

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Keyshawn is an ass [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #7633286 -

I wish I hadn't started. I honestly hold him accountable for a TON of the crap that is Sports Reporting these days. I remember when he came to ESPN, and my initial thought after seeing him the first time was, "ESPN is trying to reach more of the black audience, become hipper, ect". After listening to him a few more times, I just wanted to go to Bristol and choke him out.

He does those long azz intros that always end in stuff like, ".....and just when all seemed lost, Jeter looked A-Rod right in the eye and said, brah, I feel you...".

I'd rather listen to a 24 hour marathon of Keyshawn (who's interview with Chad Johnson was interesting) and Deion Sanders than endure Scott for a quarter of that.


--------------------
A society whose whole idea is to eliminate suffering and bring it's members the greatest amount of comfort and pleasure is doomed to be destroyed -Thomas Merton

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Keyshawn is an ass [Re: whattheheck]
    #7633303 -

HAHAHA the interview with Chad Johnson was the best



Chad knew EXACTLY how to push his buttons when he KNEW Keyshawn was trying to put him on the hot seat.


They're cousins, right? I guess that explains why Chad knows how to fuck with Keyshawn.


--------------------
"Shmokin' weed, Shmokin' wizz, doin' coke, drinkin' beers.  Drinkin' beers beers beers, rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts.  Who smokes tha blunts?  We smoke the blunts" - Jay and Silent Bob strike Back

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Keyshawn is an ass [Re: LiquidSmoke]
    #7633908 -

He is one of the most overated recievers to ever play the game


--------------------
So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office:biker:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Keyshawn is an ass [Re: LiquidSmoke]
    #7642272 -

Emmit Smith being functionally retarded is more bothersome to me. I cannot understand a word he says.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Keyshawn is an ass [Re: paulie_walnuts1]
    #7642919 -

Not to mention that on almost any other team than the one he ended up on, he probably doesn't get to 10,000 yards, much less Walter's record.

I haven't heard Emmit, but Magic Johnson with his, "They be hoopin' fo' real" with the occasional primal whoop got to me a bit :confused:


--------------------
A society whose whole idea is to eliminate suffering and bring it's members the greatest amount of comfort and pleasure is doomed to be destroyed -Thomas Merton

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Keyshawn is an ass [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7643580 -

WhiskeyClone said:
I think I'm gonna watch MNF with no sound from now on. Too many douchebags.


Tell me about it. They need to bring back Al Michaels and John Madden. Pay them whatever the hell they want and give these other clowns the curtain.

Me-Shawn never was good to anybody on or off the field.

Emmitt just needs to shut up and let Steve Young talk.


--------------------
“The crisis takes a much longer time coming than you think, and then it happens much faster than you would have thought.”  -- Rudiger Dornbusch

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1

General Interest > Sports Forum
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Carolina cuts Keyshawn Banez 982 9 05/02/07 07:32 PM
by Madtowntripper
* 2007 NFL Draft.. team by team picks. Banez 1,418 17 05/05/07 12:11 AM
by Banez
* wow.. yahoo team is going to put me up big time Banez 578 4 09/25/06 08:37 PM
by Banez
* Pigskin Pick'em (NFL weekly picks)
( 1 2 3 4 ... 91 92 )		 MadSeasonAbove 63,170 1,838 04/29/14 03:40 PM
by elax420
* The SEATTLE SEAHAWKS, SHRINE
( 1 2 all )		 capliberty 5,135 32 09/19/06 04:43 PM
by SweetLeaf
* NFL 2014-2015
( 1 2 3 4 ... 369 370 )		 Magicman69 171,521 7,394 03/11/15 02:43 PM
by psilocybinjunkie
* Need a bit of week 13 fantasy football advice. OneMoreRobot3021 670 4 12/01/06 12:08 PM
by OneMoreRobot3021
* WR in the Draft Pat Bateman, VP 491 3 04/23/06 12:13 PM
by Pat Bateman, VP

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: psilocybinjunkie, 13shrooms
846 topic views. 0 members, 7 guests and 3 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.026 seconds spending 0.01 seconds on 16 queries.