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So my mom wants a boob job
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and wants me to cosign for her. Now she's mad because I told her I don't want to discuss her boobs with her. I'd rather discuss it with the interenets.

I wish this was just a joke.

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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Cowgold]
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This thread sucks!

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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Cowgold]
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Pics plz


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Silversoul]
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Hold on let me call her.

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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Cowgold]
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how old is she.

is she married.

why does she want them (personal self-confidence or just to get guys)

either way - its an odd situation for you

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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: memes]
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This thread is useless without pics.


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: memes]
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She's 47, isn't married and it's probably both. I told her no that she'll be going to the doctor for everything she thinks is wrong with her.

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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Cowgold]
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just be a good son and get your mommy some mammies.

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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Cowgold]
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if one has to take out a loan for fake boobs....then one probably cannot afford fake boobs.

and yeah..if my mom asked me to cosign for someboobs it would totally give me the heebie jeebies too
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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
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:rofl:fuck that....i would never sign for my mom


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: greys]
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I'd rather finance anything than pay cash.

I need to see a doctor about the damage she's caused. I'm a little more fucked up now.

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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Cowgold]
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tell her you'll cosign for that if she cosigns for the loan to pay for the psychiatrist for you

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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Cowgold]
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"I'll suck your nipple again if it makes you feel any better." :eek:


When women get older their breasts diminish. Some yearn back to when they were "most female", ie lactating. Hence the later-age breast enlargements.

She should make her own decision but chances are that on a deeper level she likes her estrogens enlarged, not her breasts.


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Cowgold]
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I had this one highschool friend who's Mom would regularly get collagen injections into her lips.

So like every 1st friday of the month she would come home looking like a duck

and we would be all stoned, going: "Quack, quack, quack..."

and laughing like a motherfucker.


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"America touts itself as the land of the free, but the number one freedom that you and I have is the freedom to enter into a subservient role in the workplace. Once you exercise this freedom you've lost all control over what you do, what is produced, and how it is produced. And in the end, the product doesn't belong to you. The only way you can avoid bosses and jobs is if you don't care about making a living. Which leads to the second freedom: the freedom to starve."

- Tom Morello

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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: greys]
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greysRDbest said:
if one has to take out a loan for fake boobs....then one probably cannot afford fake boobs.



dude, she'll pay it back with like 1 months worth of titty-dancing.


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"America touts itself as the land of the free, but the number one freedom that you and I have is the freedom to enter into a subservient role in the workplace. Once you exercise this freedom you've lost all control over what you do, what is produced, and how it is produced. And in the end, the product doesn't belong to you. The only way you can avoid bosses and jobs is if you don't care about making a living. Which leads to the second freedom: the freedom to starve."

- Tom Morello

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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: Cowgold]
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I don't even understand how anyone can even perceive breast implants as bigger, more robust breasts. If I didn't know breast implants were an actual, established cosmetic operation, I'd just think they were some kind of satirical idea — poking fun at the many women lacking endowment and their desire to gain some. Putting silicone, cup-shaped implants into a woman's chest to make her look like she has big breasts? :lol: Sometimes you just have to accept that man can't play god; and shoving rocks in your chest is a sorry-ass excuse for it. I'm sorry, but, in my opinion, you're mom's stupid (as is anyone who even ackowledges implants).


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: JunkFood]
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Well said.

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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: JunkFood]
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boob implants do suck.

i like to bite boobs and feel the flinch.  those surgeries kill teh nervs so there is no flinch :crankey:


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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: pong]
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The thing is: They don't even look good! The very reason women get them, in the first place!

:nut:

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Re: So my mom wants a boob job [Re: JunkFood]
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We're not talking about a prissy petite framed girl who wants a bigger bust. She probably just wants to reverse gravity.

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