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InvisibleDoctorJ
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My crazy religious Mom...
    #4425248 - 07/19/05 09:57 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I was on the phone with my mom enduring yet another of her 'what are you going to do with your life?' lectures.  I expressed my discontent with living in Texas, and told her I was thinking of moving someplace more mellow like Cali.

And she said, "You don't want to move out there, California is full of crazy people..."

my response: "Oh yeah, as opposed to all of the sane rational people out here who believe some magical man who's been dead for 2000 years is going to come out of the sky and take everyone away to Happy Land..."

at which point she got all mad and I hung up so I could go play PS2 games.  I seriously have problems with the idea that grown adults still believe in this shit...  Sometimes, I feel like I'M the parent and she is the child...

its times like these I'm thankful for my father, who is a taoist and doesnt care that I smoke pot.  At least I have one rational parent to talk to...  too bad he lives in Florida... :eek:


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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4425254 - 07/19/05 09:59 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

acutally california does suck:lol: imo. some people like it, but alot of people r moving out of it plus houses arent cheap here they r really expensive

well... wut area were u thinking in cali?

but yea, thats pretty shitty that ur moms trying to tell u shit like that.


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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4425258 - 07/19/05 10:00 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Be more sensitive of her beliefs dewd.


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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4425259 - 07/19/05 10:00 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

yeah, thats the one thing that would keep me away from there: cost of living.

still though, I REALLY gotta get out of the bible belt. Its killing me...


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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4425261 - 07/19/05 10:00 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I thought you hated your father


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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4425263 - 07/19/05 10:02 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

WWJD ??? :grin:


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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #4425264 - 07/19/05 10:02 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

TheHateCamel said:
Be more sensitive of her beliefs dewd.




why? Its not like she's sensitive of mine.

I read the entire fucking bible just so I could understand her better. She won't even read the Tao Teh Ching, which is like 50 pages, because she says its a 'devil's book'.


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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4425269 - 07/19/05 10:03 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

thats gay. i have alot of friends whos parents r REALLY religious... kinda bugs me, but thats how they want to be i geuss:shrug: i never really got into religion...i saw it as a waste of time (still, just my opinion)


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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4425276 - 07/19/05 10:05 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4425278 - 07/19/05 10:05 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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HELLA_TIGHT said:
I thought you hated your father




naw. I hate the assholes (many of whom are on my mother's redneck fundamentalist side of the family) who put a bunch of words in my father's mouth trying to control my behavior. I went to my dad himself and he was like: "I dont give a fuck what you do."


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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4425298 - 07/19/05 10:10 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

cali is ok, but yea, rent is a bitch!! im lookin for a 3rd roommate, so, anyone near costa mesa! pm me! hehe.


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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4425313 - 07/19/05 10:14 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

DoctorJ said:
my response: "Oh yeah, as opposed to all of the sane rational people out here who believe some magical man who's been dead for 2000 years is going to come out of the sky and take everyone away to Happy Land..."





Jesus sucks, praise Allah!!!  :bow:

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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4425341 - 07/19/05 10:23 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

dude, I'm in Texas too, though my parents are pretty cool and have good heads on their shoulders. None the less though, I definitely want to leave this fucked up place. But I plan to go way further than cali... I'm gonna skip country as soon as its a feasible. My plan is to lay low until I get my master's degree, then flee the country.


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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: phalloidin]
    #4425355 - 07/19/05 10:28 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

yeah, I've considered looking for work in canada

dude, it would piss my mom's family off soooooo much if I expatriated.  It would almost be worth it just for that. :lol:


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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4425411 - 07/19/05 10:43 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

my parents are religous but they aren't extremely religous or anything, they don't push it on me...but I am much older that is why, but...try Oregon or Washington, that is where I would rather be then Utah...I heard California is hella expensive and too much crime, but it depends on the area of California too..


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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: Skunk420]
    #4425423 - 07/19/05 10:46 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

basically everywhere in cali has ghetto. id rather move to arizona:lol: cheap everything, cheap houses, cheap guns, but theres alot of crime there...


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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: Skunk420]
    #4425424 - 07/19/05 10:46 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

yeah, I definitely wouldn't move to LA or San Fran... maybe someplace upstate.

also, my Dad's parents live in Washington, and they are really cool, so I have though about going up there...


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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4425444 - 07/19/05 10:52 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I heard Washington State is so nice, I want to go on a long vacation there, oh yea!...


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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4425458 - 07/19/05 10:56 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I also have a religious mom AND I also live in Texas!

I'm pretty discontent living here too. Austin's better then DFW area, but still. I'm trying to make the best of things, but my heart longs for trees, moss and mountains.

Where I live now, there's nowhere to roam. I need wilderness to feel complete.


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Re: My crazy religious Mom... [Re: MOTH]
    #4425483 - 07/19/05 11:03 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

a lot of my friends say I should go to austin, but my problem with that is that its too hot and its still texas. If I'm gonna completely pack up all my shit and move to another city, you can bet it won't be in Texas!

I've actually also considered moving into one of my dad's townhomes in florida, but then I would feel like a total mooch, even if I paid rent. Still, it would be nice to live near the ocean...


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