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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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ooo ooo ooo, you forgot my tumor!

Crazy thing is I owe Mcdonalds my life. Their cancer program paid for all the surgery to remove that neuroblastoma, and for all the hospital bills, which were well into 7 figures.

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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: vandago]
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You forgot me and my missing foreskin :sad:


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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: jewunit]
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Oh yeah I'm missing that too. I wonder if I'll meet my foreskin in Heaven when I die.


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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: vandago]
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my dad is missing one of his big toes from a dirtbike accident when he was 13. people are always weirded out when they see it and often say something like "i thought you couldn't balance properly if you were missing your big toe?" but obviously they're wrong. you'd never know unless he took off his shoes and socks. and he is currently serving active duty in the navy, so obviously it's not that big of a deal.


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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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My appendix was snipped out when I had appendicitis, if that counts.


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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneLessForeskin said:
So let's see we've got fliped missing two fingers, vandago and leftysurprise with one less functional testicle than they should have, poke_smot's missing all sorts of fingers from blowing up a pipe bomb or something in his hands, and TM is missing a leg.  What a smorgasbord of physical deformity!



put us all together and you almost have one perfectly normal human being. :lol:


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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: poke smot!]
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No I had not heard of that thanks for showing me!!!

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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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Ha, we will just have to part ourselves out and make a super human!

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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: fliped]
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i'm completely intact. although i was really close to having to have my leg amputated when i was 13 due to an out of control infection in my bone. i got a nice scar out of it though.


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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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i dont know but allot of the dudes here seem to be missing balls and a dick. they seem to have pussys and want dudes to bang them lol


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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: fliped]
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I dont have my tonsils:shrug:


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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: fliped]
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<---proud to be whole...no guarantees on quality though. :smirk:


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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: ToTheSummit]
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i had parts of my tonsils removed with laser surgery some years back. does that count?

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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: Amanita_Muscaria]
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I'm probably missing quite the few brain cells. Good times........

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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: vandago]
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vandago said:
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Dude I am so going to use your story for now on. (the d.warf testicle story)



It's going to be funny when you pull them out, and you have two healthy balls :rofl2:



"ohhhh... ahhhh... SWEET IT GREW BACK!"

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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: Psilobuds]
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vandago said:

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Dude I am so going to use your story for now on. (the d.warf testicle story)


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It's going to be funny when you pull them out, and you have two healthy balls


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"ohhhh... ahhhh... SWEET IT GREW BACK!"





Or....

Damn, I must've been thinking about someone elses balls.

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