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djcube
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: fliped]
#7404447 - 09/13/07 01:04 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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chop their fingers on?
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fliped
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: djcube]
#7404455 - 09/13/07 01:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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opps, i meant off. Maybe i should get some platinum diamond covered prostetics
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WakeboardrB
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: fliped]
#7404463 - 09/13/07 01:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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fliped said: opps, i meant off. Maybe i should get some platinum diamond covered prostetics
I say you put a really tiny pirate hook on each finger.
-------------------- Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
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fliped
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: WakeboardrB]
#7404465 - 09/13/07 01:11 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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ha, yeah that would be sick too!!!
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jewunit
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: fliped]
#7404478 - 09/13/07 01:14 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think little dildos would be awesome.
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fliped
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: jewunit]
#7404488 - 09/13/07 01:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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that would be the ultimate shocker!!!
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WakeboardrB
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: jewunit]
#7404491 - 09/13/07 01:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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jewunit said: I think little dildos would be awesome.
You are a little dildo.
-------------------- Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
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jewunit
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: WakeboardrB]
#7404493 - 09/13/07 01:17 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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learning_byte
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: fliped]
#7404497 - 09/13/07 01:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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ouch, i just cant imagine the horror that was going through your head at that time, did the dog runaway with them and you couldnt go to the er to glue them back together? Seroius I thought nowadays docs can fix most things.
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fliped
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: learning_byte]
#7404505 - 09/13/07 01:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I cut right through the knuckle so they would have been rigid if they were sewed back on, and then the hospital put my fingers straight on ice instead of in a bag so the destroyed what was left of my fingers.
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: fliped]
#7404525 - 09/13/07 01:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm missing a testicle....sort of.
I had an undescended testicle up til I was ten, they cut it out of my stomache and put it in my scrotom.
However it doesn't work, or even look remotely close to the same size as the other one.
I also had a neuroblastoma tumor when I was born, so I guess that is kind of a body part they removed from me.....
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fliped
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: vandago]
#7404528 - 09/13/07 01:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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crazy shit
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vandago


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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: fliped]
#7404541 - 09/13/07 01:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Both the half testicle and the tumor scar are great conversation pieces for women. The testicle thing has even gotten me laid when the chicks don't believe me and I show em....."Come on I already got the thing out of my pants"
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fliped
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: vandago]
#7404545 - 09/13/07 01:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol, nice.
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: fliped]
#7404595 - 09/13/07 01:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fuck man that was some retarded hospital.
Dude I am so going to use your story for now on. (the d.warf testicle story)
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LeftyBurnz
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: vandago]
#7404623 - 09/13/07 02:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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vandago said: I'm missing a testicle....sort of.
I had an undescended testicle up til I was ten, they cut it out of my stomache and put it in my scrotom.
However it doesn't work, or even look remotely close to the same size as the other one.
I also had a neuroblastoma tumor when I was born, so I guess that is kind of a body part they removed from me.....
what a coincidence(well sort of) my right testicle never descended AND i had it removed when i was 10 also. couldnt save it though, it was half of the normal size and had the beginnings of cancer on it. owell.
thats the only thing im missing.
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: vandago]
#7404633 - 09/13/07 02:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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vandago said: Both the half testicle and the tumor scar are great conversation pieces for women. The testicle thing has even gotten me laid when the chicks don't believe me and I show em....."Come on I already got the thing out of my pants"
haha. it has helped me get laid too. wierd that it would, but i never complained.
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? *DELETED* [Re: fliped]
#7404648 - 09/13/07 02:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: learning_byte]
#7404680 - 09/13/07 02:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Dude I am so going to use your story for now on. (the d.warf testicle story)
It's going to be funny when you pull them out, and you have two healthy balls
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Re: Are you missing any body parts? [Re: fliped]
#7404689 - 09/13/07 02:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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So let's see we've got fliped missing two fingers, vandago and leftysurprise with one less functional testicle than they should have, poke_smot's missing all sorts of fingers from blowing up a pipe bomb or something in his hands, and TM is missing a leg. What a smorgasbord of physical deformity!
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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