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I checked out a cross-dresser
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I was riding my bike and up ahead I saw a hot girl.  She was wearing a skirt and knee-high socks (a killer combination).  She had legs to die for.  So, I approached hoping to get a closer look.  Then I noticed that her ass seemed kind of flat and her shoulders seemed kind of wide.  Something wasn't right. 

As I passed I saw that it was a dude dressed up like a chick.  The guy had sexy legs though.  :shrug:

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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Shoulda gone for a blow job.


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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
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It was Bush in disguise, carrying out 9/11 2


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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I'm just glad that my body in no way could be mistaken for any chick that you'd ever want to check out.  The long blonde hair can be decieving from behind, but any dude checking me out needs some therapy!
:smirk:


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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Now you are gay. Are you ready to deal with that?


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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
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:lol:


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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: CherryBom]
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CherryBom said:
Now you are gay. Are you ready to deal with that?


Shit, I might as well go gay. I'll probably get laid more.

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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
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do you think you'd still be a chubby chaser if you were gay?


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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Just because they're gay doesn't mean they have lower standards.


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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
do you think you'd still be a chubby chaser if you were gay?


Fuck no. I'd only fuck hot guys who were all buff and shit.

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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
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if i were gay, i'd definitely go for a more slender partner. i just don't think i could be the bitch.


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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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Well, I'm pretty small and slender and thus I would be the "young and innocent" type gay guy. I would probably end up with a big old hairy dude who would give me money and shit.

Ewww.. yuck.

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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
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:lol:, quite the topic


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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
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You are just chock full of horror stories.


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:heartpump:

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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
Shit, I might as well go gay. I'll probably get laid more.


At least twice as much, right?


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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
She had legs to die for.


You liked those big, robust legs, huh?

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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: Dr_T]
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Dr_T said:
RandalFlagg said:
Shit, I might as well go gay.  I'll probably get laid more.


At least twice as much, right?


I seriously could get laid every night of the week if I was a flamer.  Whenever I go to a gay bar I am somewhat of a hit.  I sometimes go out to gay bars to scam gay dudes for free drinks.  I just act ambigious about my sexuality and some guy will come up and buy my a few drinks.  I'll throw some small talk their way and after I have a little buzz going I'll leave and proceed to go to a bar where there are easy obese girls.  :yesnod:

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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: JunkFood]
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JunkFood said:
RandalFlagg said:
She had legs to die for.


You liked those big, robust legs, huh?


That's the thing...this guy had petite, skinny, long, and feminine lookingg legs. He could have modeled his legs in ads and shit as a girl. They looked SO fucking good.

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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
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its still gay if u fuck a he/she

in case u had any ideas

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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: KingOftheThing]
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KingOftheThing said:
its still gay if u fuck a he/she

in case u had any ideas


Oh, I know.  And no...I had no ideas..  :lol:  I just thought it was funny how I was fooled for 5 seconds or so.

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