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RandalFlagg
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I checked out a cross-dresser
#7397833 - 09/11/07 06:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was riding my bike and up ahead I saw a hot girl. She was wearing a skirt and knee-high socks (a killer combination). She had legs to die for. So, I approached hoping to get a closer look. Then I noticed that her ass seemed kind of flat and her shoulders seemed kind of wide. Something wasn't right.
As I passed I saw that it was a dude dressed up like a chick. The guy had sexy legs though.
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7397835 - 09/11/07 06:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shoulda gone for a blow job.
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7397847 - 09/11/07 06:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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It was Bush in disguise, carrying out 9/11 2
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7397942 - 09/11/07 07:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm just glad that my body in no way could be mistaken for any chick that you'd ever want to check out. The long blonde hair can be decieving from behind, but any dude checking me out needs some therapy!
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7398041 - 09/11/07 07:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Now you are gay. Are you ready to deal with that?
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7398072 - 09/11/07 07:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: CherryBom]
#7398076 - 09/11/07 07:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
CherryBom said: Now you are gay. Are you ready to deal with that?
Shit, I might as well go gay. I'll probably get laid more.
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7398081 - 09/11/07 07:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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do you think you'd still be a chubby chaser if you were gay?
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7398085 - 09/11/07 07:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Just because they're gay doesn't mean they have lower standards.
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RandalFlagg
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Quote:
tiny_rabid_birds said: do you think you'd still be a chubby chaser if you were gay?
Fuck no. I'd only fuck hot guys who were all buff and shit.
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7398106 - 09/11/07 07:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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if i were gay, i'd definitely go for a more slender partner. i just don't think i could be the bitch.
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RandalFlagg
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Well, I'm pretty small and slender and thus I would be the "young and innocent" type gay guy. I would probably end up with a big old hairy dude who would give me money and shit.
Ewww.. yuck.
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7398223 - 09/11/07 08:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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, quite the topic
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7398599 - 09/11/07 09:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You are just chock full of horror stories.
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7398642 - 09/11/07 09:43 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said: Shit, I might as well go gay. I'll probably get laid more.
At least twice as much, right?
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7398677 - 09/11/07 09:52 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said: She had legs to die for.
You liked those big, robust legs, huh?
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RandalFlagg
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: Dr_T]
#7398678 - 09/11/07 09:53 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dr_T said:
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RandalFlagg said: Shit, I might as well go gay. I'll probably get laid more.
At least twice as much, right?
I seriously could get laid every night of the week if I was a flamer. Whenever I go to a gay bar I am somewhat of a hit. I sometimes go out to gay bars to scam gay dudes for free drinks. I just act ambigious about my sexuality and some guy will come up and buy my a few drinks. I'll throw some small talk their way and after I have a little buzz going I'll leave and proceed to go to a bar where there are easy obese girls.
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: JunkFood]
#7398690 - 09/11/07 09:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
JunkFood said:
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RandalFlagg said: She had legs to die for.
You liked those big, robust legs, huh?
That's the thing...this guy had petite, skinny, long, and feminine lookingg legs. He could have modeled his legs in ads and shit as a girl. They looked SO fucking good.
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7398696 - 09/11/07 09:57 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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its still gay if u fuck a he/she
in case u had any ideas
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RandalFlagg
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Quote:
KingOftheThing said: its still gay if u fuck a he/she
in case u had any ideas
Oh, I know. And no...I had no ideas.. I just thought it was funny how I was fooled for 5 seconds or so.
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7398728 - 09/11/07 10:04 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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As long as you don't find out- that's not gay.
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7398761 - 09/11/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's alright. A tranny bought me drinks... remember?
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7398767 - 09/11/07 10:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
Whenever I go to a gay bar I am somewhat of a hit. I sometimes go out to gay bars to scam gay dudes for free drinks. I just act ambigious about my sexuality and some guy will come up and buy my a few drinks.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: Boom]
#7398769 - 09/11/07 10:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hey man...the shit works.
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7398832 - 09/11/07 10:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said: Well, I'm pretty small and slender and thus I would be the "young and innocent" type gay guy. I would probably end up with a big old hairy dude who would give me money and shit.
Ewww.. yuck.
Just.....
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7399660 - 09/12/07 06:51 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Damn, now I wanna see those legs.
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7399686 - 09/12/07 07:08 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
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Dr_T said:
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RandalFlagg said: Shit, I might as well go gay. I'll probably get laid more.
At least twice as much, right?
I seriously could get laid every night of the week if I was a flamer. Whenever I go to a gay bar I am somewhat of a hit. I sometimes go out to gay bars to scam gay dudes for free drinks. I just act ambigious about my sexuality and some guy will come up and buy my a few drinks. I'll throw some small talk their way and after I have a little buzz going I'll leave and proceed to go to a bar where there are easy obese girls.
One day someones gunna slip a roofie in your drink and these guys are gunna run a train on you in the bathhouse.

are you ready to live with that?
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Re: I checked out a cross-dresser [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7399804 - 09/12/07 08:11 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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It seems I eye up trannies every other day. I'm a dog and eye up anything with boobs whether they are real or not or on a dude. Just takes a second before i realize shes really manly or really a man, then i move on to the next set of legs.
Walking around a city with 8 million people, is always a walk to remember one way or another. I think David cross also joked about it.
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