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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I fucked a thanksgiving turkey once  :muppet:



and then fed it to my family afterwords  :craven:

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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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I fucked a thanksgiving turkey once :toothlessgrin:



and then fed it to my family afterwords



You gotta love holiday stress :grin:

I havent fucked at all. Virginity FTW!

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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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I fucked a toilet once. lifted of the flap, suck it in between, and humped till i couldnt hump no more.

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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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i fucked the floor of the shower. coat it in soap and slide around for a while =P

oh and a pile of pillows.

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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous said:
I fucked a toilet once. lifted of the flap, suck it in between, and humped till i couldnt hump no more.


Fucking nasty... you got mixed old piss all over your wang...

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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Put a garbage bag between two couch cushins, lubed up, banged the shit out of my familys sofa.

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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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It's threads like these that make me glad I am a girl.

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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #19]
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It's threads like these that make me glad I am a girl.



You feel comforted by the thought that if guys can't get any, fucking a toilet or sofa would do nicely?

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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #19]
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I fucked my asshole with a waxy candle.

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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #21]
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I bet girls fuck way crazy things then guys fuck...

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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Anonymous said:
I bet girls fuck way crazy things then guys fuck...


I'm tempted to say yer right...but I would imagine it's probably a toss up



all things considering  :smirk:

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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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As a 10 year old I pressed the bubbler box of my aquarium setup against my weenie because it vibrated like fuck and I loved the feeling.

I loved it so much it gave me me first ever orgasm.

True story.

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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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when this thread has ten pages the mods will make user names show up due to a "test" and then it'll really be fun.

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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #22]
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when i was 14 i cut a hole in a tomato and tried to sex it. but it was too cold because i got it out of the fridge. so then i microwaved it - no lie. well it was burning hot on the outside and still really cold on the inside and i lost my erection, so i gave up.

then another time i bought a plantain for the purpose of fucking it, but i didn't let it get ripe enough so when i tried to squeeze it out of a cut at the bottom, it wouldn't go. alas.

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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #22]
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Weirdest thing I fucked was a pocket pussy. :rolleyes:

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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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apple

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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Anonymous said:
I bet girls fuck way crazy things then guys fuck...


ever seen them grind a horses back?
they call it horseriding...yeah right

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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #26]
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Cantelope....took a baggie and put it between my mattress once..okay more than once...and I cut a little hole in my pillow and humped that thing like crazy. Oh and one of my sisters teddy bears...wow I was a horny little teenager :smirk:

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Re: What is the strangest thing you've ever fucked? [Re: Anonymous #27]
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I fucked a dude.
More than once.

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