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bears eat man at beer festival
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BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.


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Re: bears eat man at beer festival [Re: Ellis Dee]
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Goes to show ya. Don't try to molest bears.

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Re: bears eat man at beer festival [Re: THEBats]
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"hey...this isn't where i parked my car.."

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Re: bears eat man at beer festival [Re: THEBats]
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THEBats said:
Goes to show ya. Don't try to molest bears.

took the words right out of my mouth.


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Re: bears eat man at beer festival [Re: JT]
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Source?

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Re: bears eat man at beer festival [Re: Ellis Dee]
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What bear could resist a nicely-marinated dinner that delivers itself? :lol:

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Re: bears eat man at beer festival [Re: Veritas]
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:rofl2:


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:cool: Fair is Fair :devil:

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Re: bears eat man at beer festival [Re: Brainiac]
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Nobody took Stephen Colbert seriously when he claimed that bears were the biggest threat to America today. Yet, you keep hearing in the news about innocent people being dragged away from their campsites, their money stolen, and their delicious soylent meat being hungrily devoured by a group of filthy, non-taxpaying animals.

Just look at this! An innocent Serbian man, enjoying a fine pilsener decides to take a look at the bears. Then, these man-eating beasts managed to find a way to either forcibly bring this man into the cage, or they coerced him in by acting cute and eating honey.

Enough is enough. Too many innocent people have been mauled by these bloodthirsty non-taxpayers! We must take action!

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Re: bears eat man at beer festival [Re: Angered Roach]
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Let's not forget that they seduced him into stripping naked first.  :lol:

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Re: bears eat man at beer festival [Re: Angered Roach]
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Angered Roach said:
Nobody took Stephen Colbert seriously when he claimed that bears were the biggest threat to America today. Yet, you keep hearing in the news about innocent people being dragged away from their campsites, their money stolen, and their delicious soylent meat being hungrily devoured by a group of filthy, non-taxpaying animals.

Just look at this! An innocent Serbian man, enjoying a fine pilsener decides to take a look at the bears. Then, these man-eating beasts managed to find a way to either forcibly bring this man into the cage, or they coerced him in by acting cute and eating honey.

Enough is enough. Too many innocent people have been mauled by these bloodthirsty non-taxpayers! We must take action!


Well if it's any consolation at least the man wasn't a tax paying American. But let this be a warning much like the bird flew in Asia. The bears will rise up and tear this nation limb to proverbial limb.

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Re: bears eat man at beer festival [Re: THEBats]
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The only creature that can hold back the bears is the warwig, which is a hybridized 800lb earwig. Very huge, bred for war, and can destroy vehicles.


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Re: bears eat man at beer festival [Re: Maverick]
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our only hope are the fleas


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Re: bears eat man at beer festival [Re: John Smith]
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Problem solved.

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Re: bears eat man at beer festival [Re: The_Ghost]
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The_Ghost said:

Problem solved.


Only if you can burn the manna to summon it!


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