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Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!)
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I hearby elect the following words and phrases shall forever be omitted formour language, as they do nothing but perpetuate verbal crapwords.


Poke Smot: We are all grown up now, we can say things like Smoke Pot. It's not like its code for anything and it looks terrible written on notbooks surrounded by your highschool crush(es) names.
I FUCCKING SMOKE POT

Cool Beans!: Why do we need to bring beans into the equation, when cool is good enough? Besides, beans are best hot, so there is nothing cool about that. Beans also give you gas, and gas smells like shit. Us adults say stuff like Hot Shit, Cool Beans can go take a hike.

Tig-Ol-Bitties: The reason for this ban is similar to Poke Smot, although much more serious. There is nothing masculine about Tig Ol Bitties. A real man will simply say: Hot tits, hey tits, yo, tits, or let me suck on me. Do we really need to censor ourselves, men? Fuck no, and fuck off all you emasculated Tig Ol Bittie man-bitches.

Kooky, Zany, and Wacky: Shit's fucking weird, strange or fucked up. Creepy is acceptable too. Kooky, Zany, and Wacky are adjectives imagineers use to give description to the creepy little dudes in "It's a small world"

Any more ya'll wanna add?

I have Big Fucking Gun 9000 names!


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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: Apollyphelion]
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BUT, always replace it with so or though. I use it on forums, not in conversation.


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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: sublimistri]
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But: Perhaps a condensed spelling of the phrase "cop-out" "I suck tranny cock" and "Everything I say after this is really means going Blah Blah Blah I suck random animal dick"


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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: Apollyphelion]
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I think we should retire all internet abbreviations like LOL or ROFL, or brb.

Its only acceptable if you're 15.


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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: Cepheus]
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LOL, liek, no man :smile:


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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: Apollyphelion]
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o no u dinnit


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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: Cepheus]
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Acronyms: You are a fucking retard for being so lazy for the fact you have to abbreviate everything, cocksuck (YAAFRFBSFTFYHTAEC)


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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: Apollyphelion]
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wait, what the fuck is he talking about? is that true? i never said any of those phrases in my life.

peace.


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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: TEAL_MUST_DIE]
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Good!

You are what is known as "One of the good ones"


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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: Apollyphelion]
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i dunno man, maybe is due to the fact that i wasnt born in the states but this is just ridiculous.

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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: Apollyphelion]
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A person from the south, I'd like to veto the decision to retire "Tig ol bitties." This phrase is required for day to day functioning of the southern economy.

That will be all.

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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: Apollyphelion]
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I personally enjoy the use of colorful language and phraseology! I kinda have a tendency to use obscure phrases and words and whatnot.

I do think the online abbreviations have gotten out of hand though. I don't spend all day on myspace and texting, and I'm not 15. I don't really have the time to learn all of this shit.


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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: Gumby]
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I need a more elaborate report on why Tig Ol Bitties should be re-instated.

I'm actually interested in its use down south...is it QUITE popular? I might allow for regional and district based exemptions.


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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: nicechrisman]
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nicechrisman said:
I personally enjoy the use of colorful language and phraseology! I kinda have a tendency to use obscure phrases and words and whatnot.

I do think the online abbreviations have gotten out of hand though. I don't spend all day on myspace and texting, and I'm not 15. I don't really have the time to learn all of this shit.


Well these colours have dried out and have long been chipping away like old paint. ;-)


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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: Apollyphelion]
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I hear it a lot...TN here.


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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: TEAL_MUST_DIE]
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'Do Not'. It psyches you out. 'Do' 'Alright I get to disturb this guy' 'Not' 'Shit! I need to read faster!' It's time to embrace the contraction.


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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: Apollyphelion]
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I actually have a fondness for "tig-ol-bitties".

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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: Roxum]
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So we should retire "Do or Don't there is no try!" --Lazy Yoda


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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
I actually have a fondness for "tig-ol-bitties".


C'mon, we have the first amendment on our side, which allows us not to sugar coat. She never had Tig Ol Bitties, but a Nice Fuckin' Rack, AMEN!


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Re: Words and Phrases We Should Officially Retire (Add your Own!) [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
I actually have a fondness for "tig-ol-bitties".


you have tig ol bitties :smirk:


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