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My parents just fuckin broke my door down
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Yeah this happened like 10 min ago,my mom comes here and starts knocking on my door which was locked and i was in bed...she keeps on and on until she gets my stepdad.As soon as i get up from bed...he rushes through the door and breaks that shit!

They thought something happened to me,WTF.I had a piece of paper outside my door on top of my mini fridge and thought maybe it was a friggin suicide note...:rolleyes:

The note wasnt even close to that,it had driving techniques on how to power over/countersteer and about weight transition :lol:



Fuckin 'a!!!!!!


:nonono:


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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
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Err..didnt that read the note?


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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: forbiddendonut]
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my mom is like 100% hispanic so her reading abilities in english isnt so great,and my stepdad...well I DONT KNOW! His eyesight is poor though...guess they jumped the gun on this one.

My step has the nerve to say "is this yours?" im like uhhh yeah thats my handwriting. "that aint right!"...ummmm ok.Then i told them to get the fuck out and went back to bed.


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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
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hahahaha that made my day


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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: moon_glue]
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At first I thought "Poor eyesight? Did he run into the door?" Then I was like "OOOOoooooh... the note... *puff*"


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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: moon_glue]
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Hahahaha. Priceless. Sucks about your door. Parents must feel like idiots thou lol.

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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: Maverick]
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lmao


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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: The_Ghost]
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Quote:
The_Ghost said:Parents must feel like idiots thou lol.


:lol:

is your step-dad injured?
he fucked that door frame to hell


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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
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At least you know they care about you I guess :shrug:


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Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
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Hes fine,he's a retired lieutenant so im sure he has alot of experience breaking fuckin doors down :crankey:


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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
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:lol:
i bet he has plenty of experience in that department
:chiefwiggum:


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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
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I was just sitting in my room,thinking about everything,but then again thinking about nothing really,then my mom came and asked me a something,I didn't hear her,then she started screaming my name WHAT'S THE MATTER? I said nothing mom I was just thinking,then she said your on drugs,I said no I'm not I'm just thinking,then she said,yes you are,normal people don't answer that way.

I asked her to get me a pepsi,and she said it would be in your best interest to put you in an institution where you can get the help you need,all I wanted was a pepsi,and she wouldn't give it to me,just a pepsi!
How can you say what MY best interest is?

I went to your schools,your churches,your institutional learning facilities,how can you say I'M crazy?
I'M NOT CRAZY
INSTITUTIONALIZED
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY
INSTITUTIONALIZED
YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY
INSTITUTIONALIZED
THEY PUT ME IN AN INSTITUTION
SAID IT WAS THE ONLY SOLUTION
TO PROTECT ME FROM THE ENEMY MYSELF



That song just popped in there,written when the guy was about15 or so.

Suicidal Tendencies Rock it out!


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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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:lol: :headbang: :punkband:


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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
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Suicidal Tendancies- Institutionalised

Someone please put the download for this song on here,perfect for this thread,I don't have it yet.


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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
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:haha:


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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
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Liquid_Dimension said:
Hes fine,he's a retired lieutenant so im sure he has alot of experience breaking fuckin doors down :crankey:


Did he yell 'CLEAR!' when he got in your room?:smirk:

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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: The_Ghost]
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Yes,then he threw a flash grenade into my room.


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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: The_Ghost]
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If that was my mom, I'd have to make sure I had a big backyard.


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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: lipan]
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:laugh:My dad broke my door down, back when I lived at home.
I asked him too, though.  Cuase the lock was stuck and the door wouldnt open.  So he rammed through.

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Re: My parents just fuckin broke my door down [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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I 5-starred that song on GH2 recently.

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