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i want to buy a gun
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but it's kind of hard these days for an Asian to go down to the Gun Shop without them questioning me as if they were the cops.

stupid V-Tech retard had to ruin it for us.

so i decided to take it to the streets
my cousin, who is also a gang member haha, opted to get me a gun
he says that i can get a hot gun, AKA a gun that has been used before to kill someone so is also in the Police Database, for a pretty cheap price.

but for a clean 9mm it goes up to like 150-200$
but i wouldn't mind a .44 either
just no revolvers

any suggestions?


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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: meatcakeman]
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The hell? Since when did being asian keep you from being able to buy a gun? They start asking questions that don't need to be answered, you say "fuck off". End of story.

But, if you'd rather have a piece of murder evidence laying around, that's fine too. That'll look real nice one day when they find a gun who's serial matches the one used to mow down a crowd of schoolkids, next to your mary jane plants.

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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: meatcakeman]
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Don't buy a stolen gun, rtard. Buy a registered gun.

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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: Angered Roach]
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Angered Roach said:
The hell? Since when did being asian keep you from being able to buy a gun? They start asking questions that don't need to be answered, you say "fuck off". End of story.

But, if you'd rather have a piece of murder evidence laying around, that's fine too. That'll look real nice one day when they find a gun who's serial matches the one used to mow down a crowd of schoolkids, next to your mary jane plants.


in california
gun shops backtrack your history
and
i am currently on probation and i also have committed a felony
soooooo
it looks pretty hard for me to buy a legit gun and register it


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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: meatcakeman]
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meatcakeman said:
in california
gun shops backtrack your history
and
i am currently on probation and i also have committed a felony



they do that everywhere
and
I believe you're gonna love prison, especially the sex portion


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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: Prisoner#1]
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http://www.discharges.org/h/0404/

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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Do it legally fool. Unless you plan on killing someone.

I personally would really like to purchase a modern rifle like a M-14 or a M-1 but the amount of red tape and money it would take makes me my eyes glaze over.

:potleaf:


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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: meatcakeman]
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Revolvers are the best, no shell casings. No jamming.


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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: meatcakeman]
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If you're a legal citizen that hasn't committed a felony, you can buy a gun...you've committed a felony so you're fucked.

A hot gun doesn't always mean that it was a murder weapon, just that it's bought off the black market without a serial number. When I turned 18 one of the first things I bought was an AK-47 (legally), easy as hell to get.


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"Observing spirits on the wall, What are they telling you?" -Death

Edited by CosmicStorm (08/01/07 12:01 AM)

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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
meatcakeman said:
in california
gun shops backtrack your history
and
i am currently on probation and i also have committed a felony



they do that everywhere
and
I believe you're gonna love prison, especially the sex portion


been there done that
i was never raped in jail

maybe i wasn't appealing enough??


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Hasta siempre, comandante.
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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: meatcakeman]
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i'm going to the gun safety class this sat so i can get my CCP. i'm buyin my gun early next week... 9mm, havent decided on anything further.

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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: memes]
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ok i'll be frank and honest

i want to buy a gun because
i owe this guy about 800 or so bucks
and well
haha
he's not really a guy you want to owe money to
i kind of don't want to disclose any more information
but there's the main story right there


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:awegroove:
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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: meatcakeman]
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Yay for criminality!

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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: meatcakeman]
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So why don't you either not buy a gun and pay the guy back instead or sell the on you already have if you have one.


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  -Mark Twain

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Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: meatcakeman]
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meatcakeman said:
ok i'll be frank and honest

i want to buy a gun because
i owe this guy about 800 or so bucks
and well
haha
he's not really a guy you want to owe money to
i kind of don't want to disclose any more information
but there's the main story right there


Nothing can go wrong here.


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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: meatcakeman]
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I'd like to have an assault rifle, just in case the revolution ever comes.


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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: Silversoul]
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you can buy an assault rifle at 18 in my state (virginia). my roomate in college had one.

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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: memes]
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the thing is that he has ties in the Mexican Mafia
and he's some huge coke dealer that gets coke directly from the Mexican Mafia
and i robbed one of his dealers
who is also in jail right now doing 4-5 on drug charges
and let's just say i robbed that guy fat
and now his big boss is after my ass

this is my life in a nutshell
haha
and i don't want to kill anyone and i don't want anyone to die
but i'm not sure if this guy feels the same way
so i just need some security you know?

and i can never pay that guy back
not when im trying to pay back my college loans
ahhhh college is fucking me over


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大开眼界

:awegroove:
:fbsnugs::fbsnugs::fbsnugs:
Hasta siempre, comandante.
:mattz:

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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: meatcakeman]
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meatcakeman said:
i am currently on probation and am asking to get convicted for another felony


Edited for accuracy.

Don't blame the system if you wind up in jail for a decade or two due to criminal stupidity.


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Re: i want to buy a gun [Re: Konnrade]
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Konnrade said:
meatcakeman said:
i am currently on probation and am asking to get convicted for another felony


Edited for accuracy.

Don't blame the system if you wind up in jail for a decade or two due to criminal stupidity.


i almost hate how true that is

but i really see no other option
..... fight violence with violence?
or maybe i'm just paranoid and should find a way to scrap up 8 bills


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