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MY Cosmetic Surgery Odyssey
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Well, while RandalFlagg was here in New York City I got to see his nose up close and personal. it was really a thing of beauty. We'd be hanging out and I'd go into the bathroom, shut the door, and quietly tremble on the brink of weeping as I looked into the mirror, dreaming of a nose less schnozz-like, thinking if only I had Randal's nose I would be able to avoid all the jew jokes that get tossed my way every day. Oh, the abuse. Oh, the tears. Oh, the pain.

And as Randal hung out here day in and day out he really took a liking to my jewnose. He really did. In fact, he suddenly found himself wishing he had gotten a nose extension instead of a nose reduction.  The answer was obvious.

We've scheduled an appointment for August 8th and we're getting a nose transplant. I believe this is the first Shroomery transplant in history. I have to say, I'm pretty jazzed.

:awesome:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: MY Cosmetic Surgery Odyssey [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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reminds me of a nicholas cage/ john travolta movie.










mixed with brokeback mountain.

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Re: MY Cosmetic Surgery Odyssey [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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:nothingtoadd:


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Re: MY Cosmetic Surgery Odyssey [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
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I totally forgot that Randall got a nosejob while we were at the gathering :ooo:


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Re: MY Cosmetic Surgery Odyssey [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
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Liquid_Dimension said:
I totally forgot that Randall got a nosejob while we were at the gathering :ooo:


You assholes didn't forget that I hit on a supposed tranny though. :crankey:

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Re: MY Cosmetic Surgery Odyssey [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Not the first...

neuro and I got a brain transplant last year. I think I got the upside of things :grin:


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Re: MY Cosmetic Surgery Odyssey [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I would much rather have those beautiful feet of yours.

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Re: MY Cosmetic Surgery Odyssey [Re: RandalFlagg]
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SON OF A BITCH.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: MY Cosmetic Surgery Odyssey [Re: RandalFlagg]
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:lol:

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Re: MY Cosmetic Surgery Odyssey [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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dude, that picture was really really gross

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Re: MY Cosmetic Surgery Odyssey [Re: Boom]
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You know, sometimes I think you were put on this earth just to pain me.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: MY Cosmetic Surgery Odyssey [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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:sad:

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Re: MY Cosmetic Surgery Odyssey [Re: Boom]
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You missed a good BBQ, you scum.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: MY Cosmetic Surgery Odyssey [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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:crankey: I KNOW

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