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T-shirts with provocative messages
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I've never been a fan of obscene or vulgar t-shirts. However I bought a t-shirt on threadless.com that read:

"Shakespeare hates your emo poems."

It was written in Ole English style font and had one of those nice little squiggle things under it (I don't know the appropriate name).

The thing about this shirt is, no matter what part of the country I'm in or what time of day it is, this shirt always gets me stared down like I'm some kind of criminal.

I also own a few shirts with molecules on them. Namely, LSD, caffeine, and alcohol. Most people just look at the shirt like they're very confused. I've had a few people actually recognize the molecules. I've decided that those are the people worth talking to.

Do any of you own shirts like this? What do they say?

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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: Gumby]
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I have posted it before, but I own this shirt



people usually give me stares. Cops especcially.

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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: Tangerines]
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Oh man, that'd be an interesting one to wear to work(in a research lab). I'm still worried about wearing my Alcohol or LSD shirt to work. Don't want the boss to judge me.

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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: Gumby]
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when i got arrested last saturday I was wearing that t shirt. I got my nice mug shot with a big EROWID.ORG sign on my shirt.

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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: Tangerines]
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you have been challenged to a game of Ms. Pacman.

im calling you out bitch. check ur PM's or arcade if the PM thing didnt work (it was screwy yesterday)


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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: Tangerines]
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I've got this:


It gets some odd looks, especially when roaming around in a Utilikilt.


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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: Roxum]
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lol that is awesome.

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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: Gumby]
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When I got to large social events, I wear a shirt that says "George Bush is hiding nuclear, chemical and biological weapons..." on the front and then on the back it says "in his pussy."

I've met some interesting people cuz of it and what's even better I've worn it for about 4 years now and it's still appropriate.


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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: Gumby]
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Heh:



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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: JunkFood]
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I had one that had a picture of Bush,Cheney and rices heads,the caption read,"Meet The Fuckers",only so many places you could wear that though.I bought it in florida as well,lol.

I also have bumper sticker that reads,"Have you met my imaginary friend jesus?",with a pic of him in his robe looking at you,not ballsy enought to put it on my car yet.

Edited by tyrannicalrex (06/19/07 10:32 PM)

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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: Gumby]
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I own a black shirt that says in simple white letters "I'd Rather Be Masturbating." I got it for finals week senior year of high school and wore it every day until senior check-out.


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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: Gastronomicus]
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Now what would you do if you passed a cute girl in the hallway who was wearing a shirt that said "I'd rather be giving a handjob"? :wink:


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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: Gastronomicus]
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Sidenote: appearantly this family is a cult of their own and regularly picket busy intersections. The crazy ass mom dresses her kids in this stuff. I think it was on RealTV or something like that.


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Edited by xxetniesxx (06/19/07 11:07 PM)

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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: JunkFood]
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Whip off my shirt of course


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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: Gastronomicus]
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:lol:


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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: JunkFood]
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DELETED: I killed a joke :frown:

Edited by Gastronomicus (06/19/07 11:24 PM)

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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: InsolentPrude]
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ya ive read about that group actually and they are fucking disgusting. they are fucked up big time. they protest at dead servicemen's funerals. fuck them.

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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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tyrannicalrex said:
I also have bumper sticker that reads,"Have you met my imaginary friend jesus?",with a pic of him in his robe looking at you,not ballsy enought to put it on my car yet.


Do it!


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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: Gastronomicus]
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:ninja:


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Edited by JunkFood (06/19/07 11:26 PM)

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Re: T-shirts with provocative messages [Re: JunkFood]
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Yeah, I knew I had ruined it as soon as I posted it. It happens to the best of us... Quick! Ninja edit and preserve the hilarity for all mankind!


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