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I wanna take a shit in an outhouse
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:poop:

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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: JunkFood]
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Uhh... cool man. good post.

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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: ApJunkie]
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There are still a few out in the boonies around these parts. At least they had the sense to make the shit house apart from the actual house.

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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: JunkFood]
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have you not done so before?


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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: California]
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No.


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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: JunkFood]
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You haven't lived until you've shat in an outhouse on a hot summer day, then.

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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: Le_Canard]
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I can imagine.


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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: JunkFood]
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IMO its not too fun man,piled up shit and whatnot,Id trather shit in the woods themselves and be at one with the earth u knoiw what i mean:rockon:

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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: Le_Canard]
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ToiletDuk said:
You haven't lived until you've shat in an outhouse on a hot summer day, then.


Or january in colorado at 13,000 feet. :grin:

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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: OGkush420]
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No out houses down here just port a potties. I rather shit on myself before I go to a porta pottie.


Hell I rather shit down a baby carriage while the mother is feeding the kid than to go into a porta potty. (note the mother would be feeding the baby out of the carriage)


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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: Bigrichshrooms]
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just don't get a fly up your ass :lol:


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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: JunkFood]
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Watch out for spiders when your shlong's hanging down into that dark hole... :whoa:




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4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: JunkFood]
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When it's super hot it feels like a monster breathing hot urine breath up your ass.


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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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I once walked into a porta potty, and there were bugs/maggots growing on an old ass pile of nasty wet shit inside the bowl...Well I had to go real bad, so I said Fuck it, wiped off the seat and sat her out.  That's one of the grossest things I've ever done, I could just imagine the bugs screaming as I let loose all over them  :shitstorm:


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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: AgingHippy]
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I have to shit in porta potties sometimes while im at work. There are many things that cross my mind when im in those...

I'm in a plastic thing on the side of the road..
Is there a fucking spider close to my asshole?
Are one of those shit flys going to touch me?
Is this breeze going to knock this thing over?

Any my personal favorite..

Why is everyones shit in this thing the squirts? Is everyone nervous?

Shitty deal


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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
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I had a great shit in an outhouse on my first balls out mushroom trip.  it was terrifying, there were fucking spiders and it was dark.  But, at the same time, it was great :smile:


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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: Noviseer]
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this is a fascinating thread


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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: onlynow]
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This thread reminds me of music festival shits.  Particularly bonnaroo.  You are usually on acid when you have to shit there.  You have to wait in line at this massive row of porta potties.  The line forms about ten feet back from the potties, due to the fact that there is a ten foot wide mud pit stretching the entire length of toilets. 

Thats one of the best things about bonnaroo.  Everyone has to cross a moat of shit colored mud to shit.  And eveyrone laughs about it together :smile:


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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: Noviseer]
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the best is when lines get in relay races with eachother :lol:


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Re: I wanna take a shit in an outhouse [Re: Noviseer]
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when i was in 1st or 2nd grade i went to the bathroom at school they had urinals that went from floor up and i dropped a deuce right there man for all to see it was satisfying i still crack up to this day thinking about it..ahh to be a kid again.

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