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If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose?
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If you Could be Any Animal Which Would You Choose?



If you could be any animal which would you chose, and why? I often ask this question, generally I find myself asking it in the fall, but why not tonight? I would want to be some sort of bird. I am not sure which bird, but I know the perks of being a bird would be:

  • Free Food Handouts (Parks, bird lovers, etc)
  • Migration: follow the weather I find comfortable.
  • My Ancestor was a dinosaur of some sort
  • Feathers
  • Female Birds !?


So what animal would you be, and why?

1 Rule Nothing from or closely related to the Genus Homo.


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Calico Kahlia come tell me the news
Calamity's waiting for a way to get to her
Rosy red and electric blue
I bought you a paddle for your paper canoe

Say you'll come back when you can
Whenever your airplane happens to land
Maybe I'll be back here too
It all depends on what's with you

Edited by C20H25N3O (05/25/07 03:14 PM)

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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: C20H25N3O]
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Dolphin.  All the way. :thumbup:  Either that or something that could fly into and survive in space (some kind of alien :lol:)

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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: Newbie]
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NewbieShroomie said:
Dolphin.  All the way. :thumbup: 




:thumbup: one of the only 2 animals that have sex for fun... :biggrin: plus, they are extremely inteligent and the sea offers a lot of freedom...


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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: Newbie]
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I'd be the non-local/galactic consciousness that dwells within the psilocybin-containing mushrooms. It'd would be fun. people eat you, and then you get to turn them on, shower them with ecstasy and revelations, and show them the weirdest shit their human minds have ever encountered.


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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: Noviseer]
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a blue whale.


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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: Noviseer]
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a sea turtle because they live a very long time. and i am atheist and i want to see as much as i can while i am here. but a bird or bat would be my second. because i want to fly

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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: C20H25N3O]
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One of the following:

Cow
Chicken
Pig
Lamb


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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: JunkFood]
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horse... where theres no domestication


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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: Mickalopagus]
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Chameleon just to be weird (cool).


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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: Individual]
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A fucking cheetah.


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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: C20H25N3O]
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In their undisturbed habitat, gorillas live the good life. They got all they need within arms reach, they got the brains to enjoy it too and they got an intricate social structure within their groups. It's one of the least aggressive primate species there is, but if needed can kick ass like no other.

Sounds great to me.


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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: C20H25N3O]
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An Eagle, lion or cougar. I am not sure which one though...

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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: Asante]
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I've always been particularly fond of seals, especially the elephant seal. However, I would'nt want to be one. I choose the hawk. Now, only if I could find an eye or two to tear out, or a Din to use my claws upon.
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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: C20H25N3O]
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Turd bugler. :smirk:


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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: C20H25N3O]
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A cat. Housecat, lioness, tiger, jaguar, cheetah...some kind of feline.

Cats have grace, dignity and great hygene.


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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: C20H25N3O]
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A dog (preferably a Lab or Shepard) in a Jewish household, with several children and lots of land with a lake nearby.

Heck, if I'm gonna be reincarnated once, it could happen many times. :smile:


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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: TM]
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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: DrCamacho89]
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A skunk.


No body fucks with skunks :yesnod:


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Don't be bogged down by your past
Don't be afraid of what lies in your future

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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: niteowl]
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Quote:
A skunk.


No body fucks with skunks




Do you hate sex?


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Re: If you Could Be Any Animal Which Would You Choose? [Re: Asante]
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How do you thing baby skunks are made?

:flowstone:


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