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What is Sad!
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There are many sad things---

Like a child drowning in a vat of mollases.
(How would a child end up in a vat of mollases?)

Or if you were to lose the phone number of someone you find intriguing.
(I'm sure it's in the laundry)

Or a phone that keeps ringing, and ringing, and ringing, and ringing, and no one will answer.
(Very lonely.)

Sad, like a zero on the LED display of your answering machine.
(That's a very melancholy numeral.)

Sad like a photograph of your grandfather at the age of 27.

But I believe, and I believe strongly
(He is trying to make a point here)
There is nothing sadder than

A frog plucking a banjo.
(Frog)
That's about as sad as you can be.

A frog
plucking a banjo.

Let us contemplate the sadness
(I'm with you there, pal)
Of a banjo-playing frog.

Let us examine the sadness.

It's extremely sad.

(When the banjo is plucked by the frog)
Frog playing a banjo
(The frog plucking a banjo)
Is the frog aware that he is sad?
(I believe that he is aware.)
Well I'm not so sure that you're correct about that.
(Why's that?)

I really

don't

Think a frog that plays a banjo is quite so self aware.

(I believe)
is there anything quite so sad

(A frog)

(Playing a banjo.)






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Re: What is Sad! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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:confused:

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Re: What is Sad! [Re: Fractal5]
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Re: What is Sad! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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"There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix


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Re: What is Sad! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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Kermit's a lefty?


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Re: What is Sad! [Re: jewunit]
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What is he playing?  I think seeing two sad frogs playing the theme from Deliverance together could be quite a happy experience.  :grin:


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Re: What is Sad! [Re: DrCamacho89]
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Untill the squeal like a pig part.


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Re: What is Sad! [Re: jewunit]
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jewunit said:
Kermit's a lefty?


Yep, you didn't know?
:smirk:

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Re: What is Sad! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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Corporal Kielbasa said:




Is what happens when you rock the fuck out! :rockon:  :hillbilly:

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Re: What is Sad! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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lol wtf


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Strive to be more than a codified manifestation of a generalized technological consciousness

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Re: What is Sad! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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sad -



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Strive to be more than a codified manifestation of a generalized technological consciousness

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Re: What is Sad! [Re: onlynow]
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I don't know if any of you Americans will know her.....

But that second pic of the frog playing banjo looks like Cilla Black!

If you don't know, she's English and had a crappy attempt at being a pop star in her day....then later did the show Blind Date



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Re: What is Sad! [Re: masteroflight]
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sad


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Re: What is Sad! [Re: TurntableJunky]
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saddness is an empty sack of marijuana, frogs should just stick with ribbiting and croaking banjos are for hillbilly humans, silly frogs.


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"Miracles will happen as we trip." Seal
"Born with insight and a raised fist...Action must be taken. We don't need the key we'll break in. rip the stage, rip the system I was born to rage against 'em. What? The land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy? I've got no patience now so sick of complacence now. know your enemy! Those who died are justified. we gotta take the power back! Some speak the sounds but speak in silent voices. transmissions bring submission. For Jesus blessed me with its future and I protect it with fire for it's the end of history. Sleep now in the fire! There's a right to obey and there's a right to kill. The jury's sleepless we found your weakness and it's right outside our door. Now testify." R.A.T.M

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