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How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me?
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Tell me :grin:

im 19 btw


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uarewotueat - "Libs are messy as hell, I don't know whether to take a shit or get a haircut when I'm on them!"

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Re: How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me? [Re: blacksun]
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Molest her children so she knows your serious about her


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Re: How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me? [Re: The Crow]
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Id expect that from you, with your "grasscity reject" status and your signature.


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uarewotueat - "Libs are messy as hell, I don't know whether to take a shit or get a haircut when I'm on them!"

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Re: How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me? [Re: blacksun]
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Don't women like younger guys? Should be easy. Hell, I could probably pick up my friend's hot mom. She always switches the conversation to something dirty when I talk to her and she touches me in questionable ways hahaha


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Re: How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me? [Re: blacksun]
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offer to mow the lawn, weed, help around the yard...

get a pizza delivery job


carry a video camera and say you are from bangbros

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Re: How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me? [Re: blacksun]
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Molest her children so she knows your serious about her

but then introduce her to the wonderful world of bestiality.
Does she have a pet dog? A cat? A parakeet perhaps?


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Re: How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me? [Re: blacksun]
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trust me it ain't that hard

just be good lookin and use charm

when I was 22 I swung a 34 in the sack and got full ass privileges after the second date in fact it became mandatory after that

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Re: How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me? [Re: The Crow]
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Pal, you're pushin some limits for the pub here. Calm it down a notch.

Cool?

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Re: How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me? [Re: Stein]
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Stein said:
just be good lookin and use charm




oh well

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Re: How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me? [Re: blacksun]
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blacksun said:
Tell me :grin:

im 19 btw


Be in shape, have a massive cock, use vibrators, be charming, yada yada yada


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Re: How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me? [Re: goobler]
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Actually, I would just be myself and go ahead as with any other piece of ass.
Treat her the same as you would someone your own age. She's still a female, after all.

But maybe puff up the maturity a bit?:justdontknow:

If it works for a young slut, it'll work for a MILF


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Re: How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me? [Re: The Crow]
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lol it is not that hard, i seen this really hot milf when i was 19 and i have been with her for 4 years she is 12 years older than me .

just be your self


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Re: How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me? [Re: royer]
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how many kids does she have?

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Re: How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me? [Re: blacksun]
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funny stuff. i made a thread earlier about how an attractive older woman at my work is supposedly interested in me (i'm 20, she's probably low 30s). I'd totally love to sex her up proper, but i haven't a clue how i would handle the situation other than sex.

i mean.. like.. would she be expecting more? how fucking weird would that be? would she want to hang out with my friends (a bunch of guys my age)? that seems unlikely. who knows. ultimately, alcohol makes everything easier. so i think i'll start there.


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Re: How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me? [Re: goobler]
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goobler said:
how many kids does she have?


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Re: How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me? [Re: Stein]
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Well i havent met this person yet, just if the situation arrives i would like to tap it.

And i dont think i would hit up a milf with kids the same age as me. that would be awkward.


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Re: How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me? [Re: blacksun]
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tiny_rabid_birds.
explain your sig picture to me please.


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Re: How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me? [Re: blacksun]
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like a "i wonder what kind of deep-seeded issues she's harboring that makes her want to bone guys the same age as her son?" weird.


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Re: How to get a milf/someone 10-15 years older than me? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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what's there to explain? that is me, ninja kicking, because i'm a fucking ninja.


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