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Registered: 05/18/03
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Loc: Texas
the 15 Commandments of Dogs :)
    #1851277 - 08/26/03 02:04 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

1. Thou shalt not sneak up on me and lick me in the mouth while I am

2. Thou shalt not lift thy leg to water the plants.

3. Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat.

4. Thou shalt not roll in any smelly stuff thy finds in the yard.

5. Thou shalt not lie down next to me and commence making licking and
popping noises.

6. Thou shalt not dig up my favorite rose bush.

7. Thou shalt not treat my shoes as if they were thy chew toy.

8. Thou shalt not drink out of the toilet.

9. Thou shalt keep thy nose out of the cat's litter box.

10. Thou shalt not WATCH the cat while she is in her litterbox. (she likes
her privacy).

11. Thou shalt not pass gas in my presence, and then walk away as if thou has been offended by me.

12. Thou shalt not run away from home in pursuit of a good time. (thou has been neutered)

13. Thou shalt refrain from coughing and gagging while we have company.

14. Thou shall not hide thy bones under my pillow.

15. Thou shalt not harmonize with the cat at 2a.m.!

Every cause has an effect, but in the end you get what you give.

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Re: the 15 Commandments of Dogs :) [Re: Sammi]
    #1851355 - 08/26/03 02:40 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

nice list. ive seen a dog fart before, and it smelled real bad, then walk away and go in the corner like it was ashamed.

When chemistry is outlawed.. Only outlaws have chemistry:rainbowdrink:

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Re: the 15 Commandments of Dogs :) [Re: Infrared]
    #1851426 - 08/26/03 03:00 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

LOL... I have an old friend (human) and he would always stand at the bus stop with me and my other friends....he would fart (killer farts) and then walk away like it wasnt him lol. We finally told him that if he has to fart thathe needed to cross the street, fart, stand there for 30 secs. and then SLOWLY walk back over to us so it didnt follow him back over lol.

Every cause has an effect, but in the end you get what you give.

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