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Raw Insults
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YO, shroomery! I need some discustinglyt heingnous raw insults to use on my friends. So post your insults here.. I will start.

"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted."


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Re: Raw Insults [Re: MAGnum]
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"They should have thrown you out and christenned the placenta, you cunt"


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Re: Raw Insults [Re: MAGnum]
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I ate your mother and shat her all over your father, then stuck my dirty sex in him while he was covered in his wife.


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Re: Raw Insults [Re: mr_kite]
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If I wanted any of your shit I'd lick your dildo!


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You reap what you sow

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Re: Raw Insults [Re: ngnyus]
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ngnyus said:
If I wanted any of your shit I'd lick your dildo!



That's the kinda shit I wanna hear.. Take it deep!


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Re: Raw Insults [Re: ngnyus]
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ngnyus said:
If I wanted any of your shit I'd lick your dildo!



god that's horrible.


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So I say, walk by the Spirit, and you will not gratify the desires of the flesh. - Galatians 5:16

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Re: Raw Insults [Re: MAGnum]
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"you suck at life, go slit your wrists now."


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Re: Raw Insults [Re: MAGnum]
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Cancer cunt.


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Re: Raw Insults [Re: Jadian]
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haha the best one is from baseketball.  you tell one of your friends who's mom is dead "I had a good time with your mom last night" then he'll say "my mom is dead you asshole" then you say "I guess thats why she didn't move around a lot."  :lol:
that was the best part of that whole movie.


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Re: Raw Insults [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
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HeadTripVertigo said:
haha the best one is from baseketball.  you tell one of your friends who's mom is dead "I had a good time with your mom last night" then he'll say "my mom is dead you asshole" then you say "I guess thats why she didn't move around a lot."  :lol:
that was the best part of that whole movie.



That is when I would say "So that's why she was a lame fuck, huh?"


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Re: Raw Insults [Re: MAGnum]
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after someone retorts a comebacks say



"if i wanted my cum back i would have got it off your moms mouth"


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Re: Raw Insults [Re: DeathCompany]
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Tone of voice, facial expressions, and timing are k3y. 

"Go fuck yourself" is very adaptable. 

Also: "You don't know fucking shit".  That's a good one, too. 

They're both sort of like "Blue Steel".  They need to be practiced, but they're always applicable. 

:snowman:


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Re: Raw Insults [Re: GnuBobo]
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hmm my favorites are.... "Your daddy should have busted you out on the couch" orr "your daddy should have put you in your moms ass"


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Re: Raw Insults [Re: gotcha420haha]
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You gelatinous blob. :grin:


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Re: Raw Insults [Re: Cepheus]
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thanks guys, I will only use one of these insults, but man, the dude will realy take it deep when it is said to him.. hehehe..


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Re: Raw Insults [Re: MAGnum]
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"Suck on the snotty end of my fuck stick" is a decent one.


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Those who would give up a little freedom to get a little security shall soon have neither.
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Re: Raw Insults [Re: MAGnum]
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Use "Go sit on a shotgun and pull the trigger with your big toe." The big toe part is key.


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Re: Raw Insults [Re: MAGnum]
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I've fathered frogs that have more sense than you.:thumbup:

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Re: Raw Insults [Re: Zepplin]
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say any of the stuff here besides the dildo and the first one.. and you're actually insulting yourself


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Re: Raw Insults [Re: grphish]
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Oh yeah... wel your DUUUMMMM


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