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THE HYPERDIMENSIONAL OSCILLATOR!
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so i was browsing through ebay and i found this crazy device. its supposed to incorporate several elements of futuristic Tesla technology, psychotronics and quantum physics to allow the user to access other dimensions of space time. it sounds amazing.... but is it true?

i also found THE TESLA SHIELD SPIRITUAL TECHNOLOGY FOR THE SOUL and THE QUANTUM MICROVORTEX DNA ACTIVATOR

all 3 items sound too good to be true. i wanted to see if anyone in the shroomery has tried any of these items. if you dont know what these do, check it out and you will see how great they are made out to be. but has anyone actually tried them???


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"Psychedelics should be used not to escape reality, but to embrace it"


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Re: THE HYPERDIMENSIONAL OSCILLATOR! [Re: danlennon3]
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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: THE HYPERDIMENSIONAL OSCILLATOR! [Re: danlennon3]
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I tell you what, if you're interested in those, I've got a bridge that you'd just love. Oh, and some snake oil too!

:wink:

Those sure sound cool, but I suspect they're little more than expensive toys.


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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln

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Re: THE HYPERDIMENSIONAL OSCILLATOR! [Re: danlennon3]
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I bought a time machine from the same company, it works great. Bid with confidence. I also bought some pieces of paper with scooby doo on them and the guy guranteed it would allow me to access other dimensions of space time.


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"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today"-JD

I know that I'm not perfect
And I don't claim to be.
But before you point your fingers,
Make sure your hands are clean.
-bob marley

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Re: THE HYPERDIMENSIONAL OSCILLATOR! [Re: Cyanic]
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No way, man, those Commemorative Interdimensional Scooby Doo vouchers were phased out in '04!!  You got ripped off...:sad:

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Re: THE HYPERDIMENSIONAL OSCILLATOR! [Re: danlennon3]
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The shnozz berries taste like shnozz berries. :lol: I love that!

Anyway, check out the hyper dimensional oscillator you guys.

http://www.lifetechnology.org/hyperdimensional.htm

We already have that technology built into us. Everything we create outside of ourselves is a reflection of what is inside the self already.

Like how it says it works on frequencies. When we fall out of tune with health or want to conscious time travel via riding frequency waves, we can intuitively attune ourselves to them emitting from the Universal OM and orchestra.

For example, my daughter had been in a funk a bit back. Then, I started hearing her singing, not words just different higher tones, and while doing it she became her happy go lucky self again. I think she was intuitively self healing via singing frequency pitches resonate with a healthy state of beingness.

Like when I am in need of some healing or want to take a look see into potential future options before I choose a possible path, I'll let intuition guide me to the frequencies I need to be resonant with, to take me to where I want my health or awareness to be. I wish I could just naturally tone like she does. Instead, intuition might lead me to a person emanating a certain frequency from their field or voice, or a place in nature strongly emanating it, or sometimes, a passage in a book.

I definitely believe in frequency aka sound wave healing as well as frequencies ability to take us into other places and times consciously ( see the work of Dr, Robert Monroe)

We have the receiving and sending technology and ability to harmonize and resonate with it built right into us. Regardless if that thing works or not, don't you think it best we learn how to work our own bodies better instead?

Some time ago, I came across some VERY impressive to work with, sub space tri vector frequency technology devolped by a NASA scientist who worked on the Appolo missions that kicks ass. Have some healing frequency CDs that do also. Ultimately, I don't want to be dependent on external technology for what I know I can do for myself.

I have such a love hate relationship with technology. On the one hand, its exciting to see what humans can create, fun to use and also can make things in life easier and yet, when we grow dependent on it to do the work for us, including create the fun for us, it tends to take us further away from our own ability to do the same and we grow further away from the self, when the whole goal in the first place with an attraction to such gizmo's is to get closer to the greater self again.

We are hyper dimensional oscillates!!! You can only prove that to yourself though :cool:

:heart:


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Ahuwale ka nane huna.

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Re: THE HYPERDIMENSIONAL OSCILLATOR! [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
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Have you seen Napolean Dynomite?


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"You must be the change you want to see in the world." - The trip of a Life Time.

Indra's Net - There is an endless net of threads throughout the universe. The horizontal threads are in space. The vertical threads in time. At every crossing of threads there is an individual. And every individual is a crystal bead. The great light of absolute being illuminates and penetrates every crystal being, And every crystal being reflects not only the light from every other crystal in the net, But also every reflection of every reflection throughout the universe.

-cK

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Re: THE HYPERDIMENSIONAL OSCILLATOR! [Re: ck10n3]
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Alright, since I only have one of these I am going to have to start the bidding at, hmmm, let's say $25,000.



(Angels not included....)


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"The choiceless truth of who you are is revealed to be permanently here permeating everything. Not a thing and not separate from anything."--Gaganji
"Yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream."
"My karma ran over my dogma!"

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Re: THE HYPERDIMENSIONAL OSCILLATOR! [Re: SoY]
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Those steps look old. Has it been used much?


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: THE HYPERDIMENSIONAL OSCILLATOR! [Re: Icelander]
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I just picked it up from some lady the other day, and she assured me that it has only been used a few times.... :grin:


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"The choiceless truth of who you are is revealed to be permanently here permeating everything. Not a thing and not separate from anything."--Gaganji
"Yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream."
"My karma ran over my dogma!"

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Re: THE HYPERDIMENSIONAL OSCILLATOR! [Re: SoY]
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Old lady! I'm sorry I guess I'm not interested. I thought it was the fountain of youth machine thingy. :frown: Damn! Hey, if you see one of those for sale would you PM me. :thumbup:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: THE HYPERDIMENSIONAL OSCILLATOR! [Re: Icelander]
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:rotfl:


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"Who are you who live in all these many forms? You're death that captures all. You too are the source of all that's gonna be born. You're glory, mercy, peace, truth. You give calm a spirit, understanding, courage, the contented heart."

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Re: THE HYPERDIMENSIONAL OSCILLATOR! [Re: danlennon3]
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I have a small mask of Bacchus that, when worn, can absorb cosmic energy and use it to telepathically communicate with super-intelligent extra-terrestrials from Rigel VII. It was used by Adam Weishaupt to create the United States of America.

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Re: THE HYPERDIMENSIONAL OSCILLATOR! [Re: danlennon3]
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You'd be a fool to buy such a thing.

I question your brilliance for simply asking.


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Re: THE HYPERDIMENSIONAL OSCILLATOR! [Re: CureCat]
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why thank you :grin:


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Re: THE HYPERDIMENSIONAL OSCILLATOR! [Re: danlennon3]
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Auto-Summary
The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™, developed by Life Technology Research International®, is a revolutionary device that taps into advanced Tesla technology, psychotronics, and quantum physics to access other dimensions of spacetime. Inspired by Tesla's famed "TeslaScope," this microcircuit converts cosmic ray frequencies into an energy field that interfaces with the human mind, offering potential for healing, guidance, and communication with extraterrestrial intelligence. Created using 21st-century electronics, the device is designed to be worn as a pendant, aligning with the body's bioelectric field to promote harmony, balance, and enhanced psychic awareness. While promising, users should approach the Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ with caution due to its powerful effects, which may cause temporary discomfort or anxiety. Priced at $89.95, it represents a unique opportunity to explore the cutting edge of metaphysical technology.

http://cgi.ebay.com/THE-HYPERDIMENSIONAL...1QQcmdZViewItem

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™


Technology To Access Other Dimensions Of Spacetime

Here at Life Technology Research International® we are continuously developing and evaluating new products and The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ has certainly given us cause for excitement. The device incorporates several elements of futuristic Tesla technology, psychotronics and quantum physics to allow the user to access other dimensions of space time.

Tesla and The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ is based on the famed Teslascope ,the device that Nikola Tesla invented to communicate with other planets. In effect it is a transducer, capable of converting the high frequency of cosmic rays to an energy field which can interface with the human mind. We can use these energies for healing the human body, or simply allow them to guide and instruct us as Tesla did. The possibilities of The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ are indeed limitless and our research has merely scratched the surface of this incredible technology. Like Tesla himself, we have been guided in our research by higher forces and channelled information which has enabled us to build the Teslascope in miniature using 21st century electronic componentry.

Who was Nikola Tesla?

In today's world of specialization it is hard to imagine that one man invented Alternating Current, the Radio, X-Ray photography, the basics of lasers, computers, robotics, remote control systems, ball lightning, fluorescent lights, broadcast energy, force-fields, earthquake generators, anti-war machines, UFO's, and a communication device to contact other planets. The giant Westinghouse Electric Company was founded around just a few of his patents. He is single-handedly the Father of the modern Electrical Utilities, Electronics, Communications, and Computer Industries. In addition, He was offered a royalty of $2 for every horsepower generated by the use of Alternating Current, which would have made him the Richest Man in the World, a billion times over! In his day he was called "The Greatest Inventor Who Ever Lived" and "The Man Who Invented the 20th Century"!

In addition to his bitter battle with his inventor rival Thomas Alva Edison who helped Count Gugielmo Marconi allegedly steal Tesla's invention of the Radio, Tesla fought a losing battle with J.P. Morgan and his group for the Energy Control of the entire planet. Tesla was virtually written out of history by the wealthy Energy Cartel, and later by the United States Government; who had him working on Top Secret Projects like the so-called "Philadelphia Experiment". This combined Tesla's technology with Einstein's still-secret discoveries in physics causing a US Navy Destroyer called the Eldridge to disappear in 1943 into a parallel Universe with 493 men aboard.

The Teslascope and contact with extraterrestrial intelligence.

But the strangest twist in Tesla's amazing history is the most bizarre Alien Contact story of all time. In 1898 while Tesla was doing research at his special laboratory funded by J.P. Morgan built at Colorado Springs, Colorado; he began receiving signals from other worlds. Back at the famous Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York in 1900, Tesla held a press conference that shook the world when he announced his discovery of those intelligent alien signals. If you've ever wondered why NASA built all those radio telescopes and then closed SETI, now you know. In 1937 a reporter interviewed Tesla on his birthday. He apologetically told the reporter that he had been so busy that he didn't get around to actually building his Teslascope communication device until 1917. But like all his 4,000+ other inventions, it worked perfectly, first try. Since then he had been in touch with other worlds at least 2 hours a day for over 20 years! The story was actually published in the newspapers in 1937, and no one seems to have picked up on it's significance. This was not just some lunatic or wino, this was the man regarded as the top scientist in the world in his day; a man who helped Einstein with his math!

The creation of The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™

Life Technology Research International® have been granted access to documents and papers pertaining to the patent for Tesla’s original Teslascope and with the aid of our consultant electronics engineers we have been successful in creating The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ ,a microcircuit which will duplicate the effects of the original device. The circuit is so advanced that it is actually a superconductor powered by scalar energies, the biophoton energy of the cosmos. The microcircuit is enclosed in a sturdy yet elegant metal container which is designed to be worn on the body as a pendant. It is through the interface of the human bioelectric field that we can access the energy and information carried by the cosmic rays that constantly surround us.

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ is a tool of healing and enlightenment. It has been gifted to mankind at this time to enable us to awaken and receive the transformational energies of the cosmos.

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ only allows subtle energy movement in one direction, which is positive and gives a positive spin of energy.

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ also acts as a rectifier by keeping the body’s subtle energy field in perfect balance.


The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ corrects and filters the cosmic energies flowing into the human body to bring increased harmony and balance to the body’s electrical system.

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ is specially prepared to emit cosmic resonant energy frequencies that synchronize and promote a healthy human bioenergy field.


The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ facilitates communication with higher dimensions including entities commonly termed ‘Extraterrestials’ or ‘ETs’.

The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ encourages and speeds up the development of the naturally present, but usually latent, psychic awareness leading to a greater feeling of connectedness and enhanced intuitive perception.

When worn on the center of the body (assemblage point or heart chakra), The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ energy frequencies are picked up by the body’s electrical system; stabilizing, balancing and energizing the human bioenergy field.

By emitting neutralizing and balancing frequencies, The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ also helps to counteract the effects of harmful and stray electromagnetic fields (EMF’s) to which we are exposed everyday.

Warning :

As with some of our other powerful metaphysical tools, The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ does have very unusual effects on the human organism. If any signs of discomfort or anxiety are experienced while wearing The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ or if the transformational effects become unpleasant in any way, stop wearing The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ immediately, have a break for a week or so until the mind returns to normal and begin wearing it again for shorter periods of time, perhaps for a few hours or days at a time, depending on how well you adapt to the new energies. It can take the organism quite some time to adjust to all of the new hyper dimensional information being received and if the process occurs too rapidly it can cause minor discomfort for the user. We would recommend care and responsibility when using this stone as it is a powerful tool of conscious creation and can allow us to rapidly manifest our goals and dreams. As instructed by the FDA ,we must state that this product is strictly for experimentation and research purposes only.



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seriously though for 89.95 i might just buy one


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I am incapable of conceiving infinity, and yet I do not accept finity.
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Re: THE HYPERDIMENSIONAL OSCILLATOR! [Re: danlennon3]
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I saw something like this once on eBay, but it was just one of those depraved people who take a picture of something shiny so you can see their naked reflection.

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