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Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs))
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98% of the time, girls, when a guy asks for anal... He's willing to receive.

It's a cry for help, really. 


He's just afraid to ask.







:captain:  :pirate:  :hug:  :pride:  :hug:  :bongload:  :bongroll:


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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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pfffft! (coffee gets spit out everywhere)

are you for real? where'd ya hear this?


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My Favorite Line:  "I mean, I've had a hand up inside me a time or two, but I'm not a puppet."  




SAVE A DRUM - BANG A DRUMMER!

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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: boatlaunch]
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?????????????????????????????????????

are you trying to tell us somthing there lil hitler?


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PEACE

:mushroom2:zippoz:mushroom2:



"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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I'll pass the info along to your girlfriend. No worries.


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The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.


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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #6211685 -

Baby_Hitler said:
I got high, then I let a huge mexican girl fuck me in the ass with a strap-on.

(Nexus Jr.)





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PEACE

:mushroom2:zippoz:mushroom2:



"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: Liz]
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All mah girlfriends know about it already. :wink:


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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #6212042 -

I tend to shy away from that area until the guys ventures into mine (and I let it be known that I'm open that type of thing).

The way I figure: If he's ok doing it to me then he'll (unless further notice is given, and I'm quite sure to ask "are you ok with this?") probably be ok with me doing it to him.

Not like, anal sex though. I'm not into the whole dildo/strap-on thing.


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"Man's real life is happy,
chiefly because he is ever expecting that it soon will be so."
- Edgar Allan Poe

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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: ZippoZ]
    #6212085 -

Seriously, she's like, 6' 4", 220 lbs, and really knows how to slam it in a guy.




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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #6212104 -

yucko..watch out for dingleberries


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When the truth is found to be lies, and all the joy within you dies.

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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: Geneephurr]
    #6212107 -

Atta-gurl!

You really should give the strap-ons a try though. I'm thinking about making a cast of my own penis next and letting her use that on me. The thought of getting my brains fucked out by my own dick sends shivers up and down my spine.

I bought a book on silicone casting a while back. I just haven't bought the supplies yet.


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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: sublimesanchita]
    #6212122 -

I prefer 24 hours notice so I can get my "area" prepped and ready for some good clean fun; especially if it's a gang bang.


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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #6212404 -

i'd say this is your most risqué thread yet, BH ... what was your inspiration ?


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So I say, walk by the Spirit, and you will not gratify the desires of the flesh. - Galatians 5:16

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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #6212411 -

This is why I still visit the Shroomery. I fall into the 2% though. Really. And I am comfortable with my sexuality. Would you like a back massage?

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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #6212429 -

this thread cracks me up


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: Geneephurr]
    #6212648 -

Geneephurr said:
I tend to shy away from that area until the guys ventures into mine (and I let it be known that I'm open that type of thing).

The way I figure: If he's ok doing it to me then he'll (unless further notice is given, and I'm quite sure to ask "are you ok with this?") probably be ok with me doing it to him.

Not like, anal sex though. I'm not into the whole dildo/strap-on thing.


lolzz

so have you broke in Mike(geokills) yet?

:smirk:


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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!

Brainiac said:
PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.


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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: Roadkill]
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I'm definitely down for giving anal.

As for a chick fucking me with a strap on...I don't know about that. Tossing salad is acceptable though. :grin:

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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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Don't ever pass up an oppurtunity for a girl to toss your salad. Swear to god it's heaven.


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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: LloydChristmas]
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:rolleyes:
whatever, salad tosser

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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: HB]
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I just thought it needed to be done.

Zippoz thread on how girls lose their personality and take on the personality of the guy they're with is a good example of why I think it's a good idea.

The whole experience of having someone penetrate you and then accepting their powerful presence inside you can have serious psychological impact. You're giving up a huge amount of control to someone who is basically forcing pleasure on you. Part of you is ashamed, and want's to fight it and/or run away, but most of you knows you like it, and besides, where you gonna run to, bitch?


Every girl should try it at least once.


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Re: Equal opportunity: (Attn: Ladies: (buttsecs)) [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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I knew you were into that :wink:


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