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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: Prisoner#1]
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According to the Romans.

It was a myth.

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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: Prisoner#1]
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here is why aliens are coming I think. God is an alien and like predicted will bring armageddon. it says in the bible that God drives a space ship, usually worded as being seen in "dark clouds". well in bible days they never heard of the word space ship so they just considered space ships "dark clouds". so God is going to take the few chosen people from earth on his space ships while he destroys all the bad. no worries though i'm sure we are safe we are shroom eating prophets  :rastamon:


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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: VampireSlayer]
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Do you seriously believe that? I'm just trying to understand your mindset.

It seems like you've seriously twisted and contorted what the bible has said to suit your theory. I know many things are spoken metaphorically, but your theory is just absurd.

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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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sorry if it bothers you but yea that's my theory. pretty strange huh? you won't find that in any christian church but i bet you can find alot about dark clouds in the bible. what else could explain dark clouds that rain fire?


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Edited by Pikashroom (10/08/06 07:29 PM)

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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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They knew what dark clouds were back in the biblical days. I'm sure they could come up with something better if they saw God driving around in a space ship talking to his people.

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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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exactly they knew what dark clouds were but they had no idea what space ships were. they just didn't have the vocabulary to explain it any better than dark clouds


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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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VoidOfsPg said:
According to the Romans.
It was a myth.


really? that's odd because I live just outside of rome and we have guys suckling dog tits all the time


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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Do you just walk right next to them and act like nothing weird is going on?

Come on man, break out the water hose.

"GET OFF MY FRONT LAWN FUCKERS"

But seriously, that is a myth. The Romans invented that story to provide a noble ancestry for their city. Although I fail to see what's so noble about living off a she-wolf then killing my brother. Not to mention the twins' father was supposed to have been the god "Mars" who was the most important deity in early Roman religion. If you actually believed that's how Rome was formed then you're just as crazy as this alien dude.

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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: Prisoner#1]
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if you don't believe in aliens, a smart dose of dmt taken intravenously should clear up any previous notions :wink:


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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: VampireSlayer]
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Pikashroom said:
sorry if it bothers you but yea that's my theory. pretty strange huh? you won't find that in any christian church but i bet you can find alot about dark clouds in the bible. what else could explain dark clouds that rain fire?


What else could explain a talking snake and a talking burning bush?

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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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void you sound to skeptic, maybe your a hybred alien.


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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
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Skeptic isn't the correct word.

I'm too much of a logical thinker to believe in your aliens.

Not to mention the fact that I loaded up on Ambien and I'm tripping like crazy. this shit is weird.

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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: VampireSlayer]
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i think i've fucked an alien before. mmm alien pussy.


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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: VampireSlayer]
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there are two types of aliens.

one, the alien out there, the space man, the flying light in the sky.

two, the alien within us, the unknown part of ourselves revealing itself, in our dreams and our trips.. :mushroom2:

oh yeah there is a third, illegal alien, no comment on that.


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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: Shroomism]
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or maybe they are smart enough to destroy other planets instead of their own...


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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
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LosAngelesGraff said:
their shapeshifters that look humen but are aliens


I don't know what season(s) but there was a few of those...

:rolleyes:


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Edited by demius (10/08/06 11:17 PM)

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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: demiu5]
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demius said:
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LosAngelesGraff said:
their shapeshifters that look humen but are aliens


I don't know what season(s) but there was a few of those...

:rollseyes:


i dont understand what your trying to tell me. are you makeing a point or just makeing fun of me?


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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
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if you have to ask it probably doesn't matter


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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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:lol:

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Re: The aliens are coming [Re: domite]
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Aren't they already here by the millions. Doing the jobs we won't do? :smirk:


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Edited by Brainiac (10/08/06 11:46 PM)

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