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Offlinejungjedi
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stupid rules to live by
    #5955148 - 08/11/06 10:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Don't say anything in unison with other people.

If at all possible, avoid drawing genetalia on anything at work that's going out to a paying customer

Here's my rule of thumb: The average 55 gallon aquaruim tank with stand weighs out at about 700 lbs or so. About the same as a couch full of big people.

When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

Four thousand throats may be cut in one night, by a running man

Dead men tell no tales, but they inspire them

Think carefully before you put another monkey in the cage.

It's always good to know the background of your adversary


Never tell the same lie twice.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

An object at rest cannot be stopped.

If people could put rainbows in zoos, they would

Humans are the only animals that attack if and when they're not hungry


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OfflineColbadol
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Re: stupid rules to live by [Re: jungjedi]
    #5955182 - 08/11/06 10:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

and whats with cars only having two headlights?
i mean, they ALL do.
why not more? or just one good one.
yaknow? they all look the same at night.


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Re: stupid rules to live by [Re: Colbadol]
    #5955193 - 08/11/06 10:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

or no headlights,when stalking your ex-girlfreind


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Re: stupid rules to live by [Re: jungjedi]
    #5955204 - 08/11/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Potatoes and jelly jars are not good things to put up your butt.


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Re: stupid rules to live by [Re: Le_Canard]
    #5955217 - 08/11/06 10:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

thats the spirit


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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Re: stupid rules to live by [Re: jungjedi]
    #5955815 - 08/12/06 07:02 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

A few of those aren't rules so much as they are just very interesting facts.

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Humans are the only animals that attack if and when they're not hungry






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Re: stupid rules to live by [Re: CherryBom]
    #5955820 - 08/12/06 07:08 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Never drink alcohol when the sun is up or eat popcorn for breakfast.

I defy that one constantly.


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Re: stupid rules to live by [Re: jungjedi]
    #5955825 - 08/12/06 07:15 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Don't run backwards downstairs.


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