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You're Not Gonna Believe This!
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Pimpin My Puppy!!!  - Clicky!!

:headbanger:  :rockon:  :bow:


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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

TM™ :cool:

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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
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:shake:


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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: Hanky]
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That poor dog. Does Shane know that he's being used as a pawn to strike back at all of the Shroomerites that dissed TM?

But, Shane is so damn adorable I'll let it slide.

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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
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:/


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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
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I see he's getting bigger. His coat looks nice too, you must be slipping him some extra protien in his diet.

What tricks can he do?

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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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Tricks:

Sit, stay, come, down, platz (lie on his side), roll over, speak, count two, count three, leave it.

Get the jack.

Get the rope.

Pees on command "go pee".

Has a soft spot for cheese of all kinds... Especially pepper-jack cheese. Just a small piece here and there is all he gets though.

He gets a weekly shower with a full lather using Head & Shoulders shampoo.  He loves that event. He's always clean and fresh-smelling.

He's amazingly smart and very anxious to please. He learns new commands in minutes. He's awesome, I :heart: him so much!


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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

TM™ :cool:

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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
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Ahhhh, but can he sniff out truffles???  :smirk:


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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
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He sounds way ahead of Lucy the dog.

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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: Amatoxin]
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Let the pigs do that. I'm gonna train him to sniff out actives. :lol:


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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

TM™ :cool:

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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: RandalFlagg]
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:meanlaugh:

Yeah. Lucy doesn't have her own domain either. :lol:


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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

TM™ :cool:

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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
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Wow that's a lot of tricks, man!

Are you letting him interact with other dogs? I heard that helps develop their brains somehow.

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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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Of course!!

This is only a small sample... I need to remember to bring my camera EVERYWHERE!! :foreheadslap:







     
 





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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns

I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

TM™ :cool:

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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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adjust said:
you must be slipping him some extra protien in his diet.



That's a nice way to say it.

:smirk:


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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
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what are stud fees like in the US? i mean...does the bitch's breeder pay you to use his services? Also, do you get money for every puppy born?

i'm only familiar with cats...we have 2 burmese boys and one of them is being used as a stud...here the prices are 100 euros for them to get nasty and 100 euros for every kitten born...

are you choosing to stud him out or did the breeder you bought shane from ask you to?

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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
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I'd train him for truffles too. :yesnod:


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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
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TM said:
He's amazingly smart and very anxious to please. 


I wish my dog was a pleasure machine, every time I get the peanut butter out she hides.

(sorry, couldn't resist  :wink:)


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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
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ewwww how creepy

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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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My dog doesn't even need the peanut butter. I just put a block of cheese on my dick. Swiss.

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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
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Quote:
Born: March 26th, 2006


Stud-Ready as of September, 2006


You're not supposed to use a male dog as a stud until they are at least 1 and 1/2 or 2. At 6 months old, which you are proposing on your ad, the growth plates have not even come close to closing yet they don't finish closing until they are 1), and you cannot properly check for hip dysplasia, eye problems, other genetic abnormalities or temperment issues. If you're going to attempt to breed him, at least do it right instead of just adding to the over-population problem.


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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: Liz]
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ahh almost similar issues then with cats...

with cats you can't put up as a stud until 1. testicles are checked (vet basically shook our cats balls and said they're fine) 2. cat has been tested for FeLV and FiV (feline lukemia and hiv) and is negative 3. stud must be more than 6 months old 4. show signs of near perfectness in body structure 5. have a clear family record of any diseases that can be passed on through generations 6. stud must be registered under FIFE and cat association

i've noticed cat breeders are also pretty dramatic and lots of stupid shit going on with the humans who own the cat...ugh, sometimes i wish i hadn't promised our cat's breeder that we wouldn't use him as a stud

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