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TM
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You're Not Gonna Believe This!
#5889749 - 07/23/06 04:18 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. TM™
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
#5889758 - 07/23/06 04:46 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: Hanky]
#5889799 - 07/23/06 06:48 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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That poor dog. Does Shane know that he's being used as a pawn to strike back at all of the Shroomerites that dissed TM?
But, Shane is so damn adorable I'll let it slide.
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
#5889866 - 07/23/06 07:56 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
#5889886 - 07/23/06 08:09 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I see he's getting bigger. His coat looks nice too, you must be slipping him some extra protien in his diet.
What tricks can he do?
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TM
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Tricks:
Sit, stay, come, down, platz (lie on his side), roll over, speak, count two, count three, leave it.
Get the jack.
Get the rope.
Pees on command "go pee".
Has a soft spot for cheese of all kinds... Especially pepper-jack cheese. Just a small piece here and there is all he gets though.
He gets a weekly shower with a full lather using Head & Shoulders shampoo. He loves that event. He's always clean and fresh-smelling.
He's amazingly smart and very anxious to please. He learns new commands in minutes. He's awesome, I him so much!
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
#5889924 - 07/23/06 08:45 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ahhhh, but can he sniff out truffles???
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
#5889927 - 07/23/06 08:46 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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He sounds way ahead of Lucy the dog.
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: Amatoxin]
#5889930 - 07/23/06 08:48 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Let the pigs do that. I'm gonna train him to sniff out actives.
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5889934 - 07/23/06 08:52 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah. Lucy doesn't have her own domain either.
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lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
#5889948 - 07/23/06 09:02 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wow that's a lot of tricks, man!
Are you letting him interact with other dogs? I heard that helps develop their brains somehow.
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TM
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Of course!!
This is only a small sample... I need to remember to bring my camera EVERYWHERE!! 
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Quote:
adjust said: you must be slipping him some extra protien in his diet.
That's a nice way to say it.
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
#5890276 - 07/23/06 11:45 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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what are stud fees like in the US? i mean...does the bitch's breeder pay you to use his services? Also, do you get money for every puppy born?
i'm only familiar with cats...we have 2 burmese boys and one of them is being used as a stud...here the prices are 100 euros for them to get nasty and 100 euros for every kitten born...
are you choosing to stud him out or did the breeder you bought shane from ask you to?
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
#5890368 - 07/23/06 12:24 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd train him for truffles too.
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
#5890398 - 07/23/06 12:33 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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TM said: He's amazingly smart and very anxious to please.
I wish my dog was a pleasure machine, every time I get the peanut butter out she hides.
(sorry, couldn't resist )
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
#5890406 - 07/23/06 12:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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ewwww how creepy
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5890509 - 07/23/06 01:10 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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My dog doesn't even need the peanut butter. I just put a block of cheese on my dick. Swiss.
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
#5891004 - 07/23/06 03:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Born: March 26th, 2006
Stud-Ready as of September, 2006
You're not supposed to use a male dog as a stud until they are at least 1 and 1/2 or 2. At 6 months old, which you are proposing on your ad, the growth plates have not even come close to closing yet they don't finish closing until they are 1), and you cannot properly check for hip dysplasia, eye problems, other genetic abnormalities or temperment issues. If you're going to attempt to breed him, at least do it right instead of just adding to the over-population problem.
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: Liz]
#5891239 - 07/23/06 04:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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ahh almost similar issues then with cats...
with cats you can't put up as a stud until 1. testicles are checked (vet basically shook our cats balls and said they're fine) 2. cat has been tested for FeLV and FiV (feline lukemia and hiv) and is negative 3. stud must be more than 6 months old 4. show signs of near perfectness in body structure 5. have a clear family record of any diseases that can be passed on through generations 6. stud must be registered under FIFE and cat association
i've noticed cat breeders are also pretty dramatic and lots of stupid shit going on with the humans who own the cat...ugh, sometimes i wish i hadn't promised our cat's breeder that we wouldn't use him as a stud
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: Liz]
#5891276 - 07/23/06 04:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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its actually 3 months 28 days... seems a little young to be breeding...
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TM
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: boO]
#5891558 - 07/23/06 05:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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boO said: what are stud fees like in the US? i mean...does the bitch's breeder pay you to use his services? Also, do you get money for every puppy born?
i'm only familiar with cats...we have 2 burmese boys and one of them is being used as a stud...here the prices are 100 euros for them to get nasty and 100 euros for every kitten born...
are you choosing to stud him out or did the breeder you bought shane from ask you to?
The going rate is usually %500 per pregnancy & pick of the litter. (Though I'd forgo pick for another $500)
The breeders sold me full AKC registration and told me a few days ago that they may use him in the future.
I'm thinking of using the domain to allow other stud owners to advertise their dogs. A whole new idea for purebred breeding.
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
#5891567 - 07/23/06 05:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Pimpinmypuppy.com sounds pretty professional!
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: Liz]
#5891581 - 07/23/06 05:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Liz said:
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Born: March 26th, 2006
Stud-Ready as of September, 2006
You're not supposed to use a male dog as a stud until they are at least 1 and 1/2 or 2. At 6 months old, which you are proposing on your ad, the growth plates have not even come close to closing yet they don't finish closing until they are 1), and you cannot properly check for hip dysplasia, eye problems, other genetic abnormalities or temperment issues. If you're going to attempt to breed him, at least do it right instead of just adding to the over-population problem.
Thanks for pointing out my typo. I was quite tired when I threw that page together. I'll correct it immediately. (September, 2007)
And as for genetic abnormalities, thanks for spaying Lucy. It's good to have those abnormal, mentally retarded genes out of the pool.
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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. TM™
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
#5891589 - 07/23/06 05:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: eris]
#5891660 - 07/23/06 05:57 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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eris said: I'd train him for truffles too.
of all the tricks listed "find" is not on there. Truffles, Trumpets, Tropicals  "FInd" will be the real money maker. Dog nose, are you good enough to train it?
TM, I had a Purebred Yellow lab too. Best dogs ever, he knew a few tricks but he knew "find" . He was a hunting/house dog,
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
#5891712 - 07/23/06 06:08 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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TM said: And as for genetic abnormalities, thanks for spaying Lucy. It's good to have those abnormal, mentally retarded genes out of the pool.
that being said, i was wondering.....
have you been fixed yet?
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: wrestler_az]
#5891762 - 07/23/06 06:21 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
#5891771 - 07/23/06 06:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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TM
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5891808 - 07/23/06 06:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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flowie said:
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eris said: I'd train him for truffles too.
of all the tricks listed "find" is not on there. Truffles, Trumpets, Tropicals  "FInd" will be the real money maker. Dog nose, are you good enough to train it?
TM, I had a Purebred Yellow lab too. Best dogs ever, he knew a few tricks but he knew "find" . He was a hunting/house dog,
He does "find"... I hide the jack and the rope and tell him which one to get. I also use the word "find" while he's looking.
He almost always succeeds in finding the object within a minute or so.
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
#5891813 - 07/23/06 06:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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TM said: And as for genetic abnormalities, thanks for spaying Lucy. It's good to have those abnormal, mentally retarded genes out of the pool.
Oh my God....
This statement proves that TM is still the most entertaining person on the Shroomery.
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
#5891816 - 07/23/06 06:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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what other things can he find?
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: wrestler_az]
#5891824 - 07/23/06 06:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Do you think that Shane can find all of TM's E pills?
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5891835 - 07/23/06 06:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i dont know....probably all except for the ones he plugs.
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: TM]
#5891868 - 07/23/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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TM said: And as for genetic abnormalities, thanks for spaying Lucy. It's good to have those abnormal, mentally retarded genes out of the pool.
did you just flame her dog? I wish you could see the look on my face...
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Re: You're Not Gonna Believe This! [Re: blink]
#5891889 - 07/23/06 06:55 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I was going to 
But I already got a warning for using that, and I wasn't sure if flaming a dog applies to the rules or not.
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