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InvisibleMOTH
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Rode a horse today
    #5867287 - 07/16/06 08:59 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I rode a horse today for the first time in over a year.  Before that, the last time was a trail ride Kevin and I did for our anniversary.  Technically, I've been removed from the "equestrian world" for about five years.  Just recently, the horse lady who trained me for 8 years and helped me buy my first horse during my youth at age 12, died of breast cancer.  I didn't attend her funeral even though I had the opportunity.  Even though I spent half of my adolescence at her ranch.  I just didn't feel like seeing the strong, confident, vibrant person I had known for the last time as a corpse. 

My ass is aching. 
I think I may start taking horseback riding lessons again.  Or at least do a trail ride every week.  What a stress-reliever.  Plus, the proper way to remember and pay homage a fucking amazing horse trainer.  (she was 4 foot-something tall.  Awesome to see her manage some of the 17Hand stallions on her ranch.  I wonder what happened to all those horses)

NNNNNNEEEEIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!  :heart:

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Re: Rode a horse today [Re: MOTH]
    #5867299 - 07/16/06 09:03 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Horses scare the shit out of me.


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Re: Rode a horse today [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5867307 - 07/16/06 09:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Stonerguy said:
Horses scare the shit out of me.




Agreed. I don't like those things and they don't like me. They step on my feet and sass back at me.

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Re: Rode a horse today [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5867314 - 07/16/06 09:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Chicks subconsciously... nevermind... :grin:


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Re: Rode a horse today [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5867324 - 07/16/06 09:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
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Stonerguy said:
Horses scare the shit out of me.




Agreed. I don't like those things and they don't like me. They step on my feet and sass back at me.




Many of my toes are still crooked from being broken again and again. I've gotten more injuries from horses then anything else. (well, almost.)

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Re: Rode a horse today [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5867329 - 07/16/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Penguarky Tunguin said:
Chicks subconsciously... nevermind... :grin:




The stallions are the ones that really don't like me.  I think they are jealous of the size of my genitalia.

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Re: Rode a horse today [Re: MOTH]
    #5867334 - 07/16/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Hell yeah.  My Grandma is a horse nut (she owns three) and she's had internal injuries from kicks and all kinds of shit.  Her brother (my great-uncle) was killed by a horse kick.

Horses = :thumbdown:

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Re: Rode a horse today [Re: MOTH]
    #5867336 - 07/16/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Riding a horse hurts my taint.  :shocked:

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Re: Rode a horse today [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5867353 - 07/16/06 09:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
Hell yeah.  My Grandma is a horse nut (she owns three) and she's had internal injuries from kicks and all kinds of shit.  Her brother (my great-uncle) was killed by a horse kick.

Horses = :thumbdown:




Yes, they're dangerous.  I like riding them.  And going really fast.

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Re: Rode a horse today [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5867358 - 07/16/06 09:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
Chicks subconsciously... nevermind... :grin:




The stallions are the ones that really don't like me.  I think they are jealous of the size of my genitalia.





Too.......many......comebacks....must.......pick......one........


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Re: Rode a horse today [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5867368 - 07/16/06 09:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

the professor for my summer ag class is also a huge equestrian buff. She made that joke the first day of class...something to the extent of why so many women go into the equestrian field.


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Edited by demius (07/16/06 09:16 PM)

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Re: Rode a horse today [Re: demiu5]
    #5867377 - 07/16/06 09:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Wow, enlighten me, why is this? Because we don't have weenises?

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Re: Rode a horse today [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5867393 - 07/16/06 09:20 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Penguarky Tunguin said:
Too.......many......comebacks....must.......pick......one........




You....ain't....got....shit....motherfucker....  :lol:

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Re: Rode a horse today [Re: MOTH]
    #5867405 - 07/16/06 09:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

hmmmmmmmmm....cmon now, I'm sure you know this


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Re: Rode a horse today [Re: demiu5]
    #5867417 - 07/16/06 09:25 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Really...I have no idea what you're talking about. I ride horses because I like the speed and power of the animal beneath me. It's exciting.

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Re: Rode a horse today [Re: MOTH]
    #5867432 - 07/16/06 09:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

the rythmic motion of riding the horse and the potential stimulating effects it has on the vagina


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Re: Rode a horse today [Re: demiu5]
    #5867443 - 07/16/06 09:30 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Hmmm...

I can't really confirm or deny that.

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Re: Rode a horse today [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5867585 - 07/16/06 10:06 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
Too.......many......comebacks....must.......pick......one........




You....ain't....got....shit....motherfucker....  :lol:





:rofl2:


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Re: Rode a horse today [Re: MOTH]
    #5867588 - 07/16/06 10:06 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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EllemyshShade said:
Really...I have no idea what you're talking about. I ride horses because I like the speed and power of the animal beneath me. It's exciting.





Exactly...


And unicorns.... finger cuffs.


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