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Dentist
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:crankey:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Dentist [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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40 will take good care of ya, son



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Re: Dentist [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Enjoy yourself. :laugh:


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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Re: Dentist [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Nitrous or pain killers?


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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln

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Re: Dentist [Re: dblaney]
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:cuss:


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The answer to 1984 is 1776.

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Re: Dentist [Re: kake]
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Neither painkillers nor nitrous, just a standard cleaning, much scraping, Ihate that place.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Dentist [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Scraping is the worst...well scraping and drilling.

Have you went yet?


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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Re: Dentist [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I hate it when they poke at the gums.....


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yawn...
SG

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Re: Dentist [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
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I get them to give me nitrous even for a cleaning. there is just something about dentist offices that freak me out, plus the trip makes the visit all worth while.


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Oh man, I can't wait to see the look on those little Eichmanns' faces when they hear this crunchy groove.

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Re: Dentist [Re: Stonerguy]
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My completely schizo paranoid friend went to the dentist recently and got a 'bone graft'. He thinks it's a bone from a human cadaver and that 'they' are trying to alter his dna, that the dentist is involved with all these crazy governmental conspiracies. hahahahahaha


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"Everything is not as it seems." Eye

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Re: Dentist [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Bah then that's no fun!

I hate cleanings too though, they always shine that blinding light RIGHT in your eyes and tell you not to look at it even though it's only a foot from your face and you can't even see anything else.

Then they try to talk to you...while they've got three different power tools buzzing inside your mouth. They just babble along like never ending streams of verbiage and I just laugh and grunt occasionally so they don't get pissed off and 'accidentally' take out my gums.

Man am I glad I only see them very rarely.


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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln

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Re: Dentist [Re: dblaney]
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Went for the first time in about 6 years the other day for a checkup. Go for fillings next Tuesday (gooo Nitrous?!), and a cleaning a few days later.

Why they cant just do the cleaning/fillings in one visit, I dunno...

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Re: Dentist [Re: kaniz]
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I like going to the dentist, its sort of fun and relaxing. Also the dentist assistant who always cleans my teeth is a really short, hot milf, that helps.

The only thing i dislike are the taste and grit of the tooth buffer thing, the fluoride shit that has to stay in for a while but i haven't gotten that in forever, and when they try to talk to you when they are working in your mouth.

Oh, and i barely ever brush my teeth when i dont have a girl and I've never had a cavity in my adult teeth. Its probably because i never eat anything with sugar other than fruit. I also chew on plastic a lot if that could help.


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I'm a nihilist. Lets be friends.

bang bang

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