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InvisibleveggieM

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Are crack addicted squirrels terrorising London? [UK]
    #4772058 - 10/08/05 04:52 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

South London squirrels after different kind of stash
October 8, 2005 - The Guardian

If they are not launching themselves at you in drug-fuelled desperation, their bloodshot eyes are searching for their next fix, pink paws scrabbling in the ground. Sometimes they seize upon a rock of crack hidden in front gardens, and scarper to feed their addiction.

Squirrels in south London could have become addicted to crack cocaine, say residents of Brixton, who suggest the rodents have dug up drugs buried by dealers or nibbled residues of crack on pipes and vials discarded by addicts.

According to internet legend, crack squirrels have terrorised residents in New York and Washington. But is the Brixton crack squirrel real or an urban myth? The Guardian began its search for the freebasing fiend near the local cinema. "They used to hang out in the little park in front of the Ritzy, twitching ... dancing to music only they could hear and generally creating a malevolent ambience," Londoner Rik Abel wrote in his blog. Ritzy regulars were less sure. "I've never seen one," said a staff member. "But there might be crack foxes around too."

On Brixton Hill, Bim is not surprised by the spectre of the Brixton crack squirrel. "I've only been released from prison today but I've heard about the squirrels. They are scoffing all the crack, more stoned than me. Have you ever seen cats with hash? Cats always go for hash."

There is no sign of a squirrel half-crazed on Class As along Coldharbour Lane or Rush Common - but, finally, a possible sighting. "I've just seen one jump down from an old sunflower by the Seventh Day Adventist church," said Reg Throssell. "I locked eyes with it and it stared back at me really confidently. It was scavenging and it looked scrawny."

But Brixton crack squirrels need not worry about the police yet. "I've no knowledge of that at all," said a Scotland Yard spokesman, firmly.


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InvisibleGGreatOne234
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Re: Are crack addicted squirrels terrorising London? [UK] [Re: veggie]
    #4773960 - 10/08/05 06:21 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

that's pretty damn stupid :smile:


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Re: Are crack addicted squirrels terrorising London? [UK] [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #4773981 - 10/08/05 06:29 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Really though, who the fuck burries drugs, especially crack?


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Re: Are crack addicted squirrels terrorising London? [UK] [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4774344 - 10/08/05 08:44 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

if i had lots of drugs i'd burry the bulk of it for safe keeping.


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Re: Are crack addicted squirrels terrorising London? [UK] [Re: TODAY]
    #4774371 - 10/08/05 08:49 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Smoke that shit till it's gone nigga. :smirk:


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InvisibleRESTLESS
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Re: Are crack addicted squirrels terrorising London? [UK] [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4774864 - 10/08/05 10:38 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

That's so vweiird.


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Re: Are crack addicted squirrels terrorising London? [UK] [Re: RESTLESS]
    #5805536 - 06/30/06 01:16 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

This is obviously a total fabrication. you'd have to be smoking tons of that shit yourself to actually believe this bullshit.


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Re: Are crack addicted squirrels terrorising London? [UK] [Re: ToTheExtreme, LOL]
    #5806419 - 06/30/06 10:07 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Haha - poor squirrels or maybe not - hmmm .

Yeah I have thought of burying drugs many times, though I have not had enough to warrant actually doing it .


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Re: Are crack addicted squirrels terrorising London? [UK] [Re: Mirth]
    #5806610 - 06/30/06 11:45 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

The British news is funny...

I mean, the American Press over here blatantly makes up stories too, but its all depressing stuff about Al-Qaeda and Iraq and Iran and Nukes. And The Guardian is putting out cool, uplifting stories about crack-addicted squirrels...


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Re: Are crack addicted squirrels terrorising London? [UK] [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5808951 - 07/01/06 03:54 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Madtown, yeah I like the Guardian and yeah the Media isnt so owned by fat business's over here .
In total seriousness I have heard a rat that sounded like a computer - my little brother was with me and saw/heard the bizzare event too, it is the legend of Roborat - the funny thing is (to me) that you will think I am joking but I am not . It stopped in the middle of the road and made a series of beeps at various tones then walked into the hedge .


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Re: Are crack addicted squirrels terrorising London? [UK] [Re: veggie]
    #5809014 - 07/01/06 05:23 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Them squirrels is always up to no good! :shiftyeyes:


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