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Fucking neighbors called the cops!
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... Not on me, but still, this is fucked up.

Where I live, there's a field covering a vacant half-lot next to my apartment building, and when weather is nice enough, some homeless people will take to sleeping there. I'm totally cool with this, none of them this year have been scary. But when I got home from work today, as I was smoking a spliff, I heard the guy in the upstairs talking on the phone, copmplaining to someone about a "vagrant" living next to our apartment. When he hung up, I heard him say to someone inside "They said they're sending someone over right away."

About 40 minutes later as I was smoking another bowl, I heard someone shuffling around outside, then heard a creepy fearsomely cheery voice outside my bedroom window, which looks out on the field. "HOWDY!! Rise n' SHIIINE, pardner! Woops, don't lose your glasses there!... That's right... kEEEp on movin, pardner... keep on movin', THERE ya go!" I saw the vagrant go walking toward the street, with the cop following about an inch behind like he was gonna assrape the guy if he went too slow.

I'm not alright with this. My upstairs neighbors smoke pot and eat mushies. They even had some azurescens earlier this year, which is something of a novelty to me, I only have access to cubensis. These are not people who should want anything to do with the cops. Cops are not real human beings, as far as I've ever been able to tell.

So yeah, I'm pissed about this. FUCK THA POLICE! Whose with me?

Hell, I'll even add a poll.
Fuck tha police
Users may choose only one (135 total votes)
Fuck tha police!
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101 75%
I like cops
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20 15%
I'm not from America, and my cops aren't as bad
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14 10%
Votes accepted from 06/21/06 08:40 PM until the end of time


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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: Entropymancer]
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yeah if they arent hurting anyone, there isnt any reason why you cant share the land with them


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: Entropymancer]
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Yeah cops suck. But this wouldnt have happened hadn't those dudes above you called the cops. GAh. Sucks... I suppose homeless people gotta learn to deal with that kind of bullshit ya know?

Edited by today mylove (06/21/06 08:47 PM)

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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: ZippoZ]
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fucking pigs, so, a couple nights ago, the neighbors cats were getting out around the gaps in her window AC, at 1:00am. Someone knocks/pounds on it to try to warn her, no dice. After 5-10 tries of several knocks in a row, the AC unit falls into her apartment, middle of the kitchen floor, not properly installed, hence the cats walking outside, oops. No response...

Few minutes later, yelling, cursing, neighbor is gonna "murder" and "kill" someone. Within 10 minutes, cops, someone gets Craig, the neighbor's boyfriend, yelled at by the cops. Cops tell neighbor that next time animal control may be called, at someone's discretion.

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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: Entropymancer]
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in all honesty, if i were you i would go up to your neighbors knock on their door and ask to talk

once inside i would honestly question them as to why they felt the need to call the cops on the homeless people

tell them how you really feel, and that you think that the homeless are not hurting anyone and ask that in the future they refrain from doing something that fucked up unless the homeless are an imminent threat to them

after that, steal their fancy mushrooms :smile:

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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: ZippoZ]
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Well, I'm vaguely pissed at the neighbors, and I do think it's fucked up they called the cops, but my hatred of cops outweighs my annoyance at the neighbors. Especially that cop's voice and demeanor, made me think of cops from Steven King books (hmm, maybe his inspiration was dealing with cops when he was so fucked up he must've looked homeless)


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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: evolprim]
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My neighborshave called the police on me on two occasions... one time it was at about 6 pm broad daylight... I had on a long trenchcoat and a 12 gauge... shooting up some stuff in my back yard... out in the middle of the country.. I figured I should have some funas I was having to go to rehab the next day...neighbor called the cops and said theres someone in a batman cape with a mchine gun going crazy next door... cops came... The other timeme and my best friend were tripping lat at night... and I decided to let her shoot a gun for the first time in her life... we had our fun, and weren't outside more than 5 or 10 minutes... then the cops came... knocked on the door, while I had a half ounce in my lap... threw it to her and she put it in her panties... then I answered the door and the cops said we got a report of some shots fired, and I played dumb... and even let them look around in the house... they found nothing and left... 2 fucking state troopers for that one... I need to move...

Lenny

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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: venusblew]
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Someone doesn't want strangers rummaging around outside his house so they called the cops? Sheesh, the nerve of some people.


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Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: Entropymancer]
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badchad yea tell me about it, I mean, just because someone OWNS that property, who cares? Most hobos/homeless would fit in fine in an environment like this, an environment that supports the idea of entitlement.


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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
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xDuckYouSuckerx said:
Most hobos/homeless would fit in fine in an environment like this, an environment that supports the idea of entitlement.


other than me and those I designate, whom is entitled to sleep on my land
I am responsible for it and those on it, if they get hurt, I can be sued
thats why when I catch tresspassers, I make it the most horrifying time of their life.

cops here warn people about this mountain and the people that live on it.


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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: Prisoner#1]
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dude stop being a slob. If you dont live in a ghetto no one wants a bunch of homeless bums around. They piss me off get a fucking job or something

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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Yup, trespassers shot on sight, survivors shot again. :smile:  The guy had absolutely no rights to this property, it's just absurd that people would support his being there.


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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: Hitman203]
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Oh Mr. Pot, there's a Mr. Kettle calling for you... :lol:


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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
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xDuckYouSuckerx said:
Yup, trespassers shot on sight, survivors shot again. :smile: 


oh no, trespassers will be violated, survivors will go for round 2



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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: evolprim]
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evolprim said:
in all honesty, if i were you i would go up to your neighbors knock on their door and ask to talk

once inside i would honestly question them as to why they felt the need to call the cops on the homeless people

tell them how you really feel, and that you think that the homeless are not hurting anyone and ask that in the future they refrain from doing something that fucked up unless the homeless are an imminent threat to them

after that, steal their fancy mushrooms :smile:


I agree with this mostly, I think it's important to go talk with them, except I think it's important to talk with them in order to find out if the homeless people were hurting someone.

I live in a major city, and in my neighborhood basically every apartment has a back porch.  The porches are nice for parties and BBQs (even though everyone's lease says you're not supposed to do that).  Anyway, the porches all have external doors with latches, meaning you can't just walk up onto a porch (though you could probably climb onto the first floor, but I live on the third).  My apartment also has a small park behind it, where homeless people occasionally sleep.

So imagine my surprise when one morning I awoke to find that during the night the screws had been removed from my porch door, (it was detached and laying on its side) and the chairs which were formerly located on my porch were now being used as an impromptu bed for one of the homeless people in the park (in full view of my apartment, mind you, didn't even have the decency to drag the chairs to another park).

Or, how about this story.  I have a good friend who lives in a shore community in NJ.  He smokes weed fairly regularly, but doesn't really do anything else.  Some homeless individuals started hanging around his little block of homes (not quite apartments, kind of hard to describe if you haven't been to the area), and he didn't want to do anything, being mainly of the "live and let live" variety.  Until the police began investigating the area and asking to search apartments because parents in the area had begun to regularly find needles and other paraphenalia strewn around where their children were playing.

Now, my friend was put in imminent danger of being caught with a little weed, because, as it turned out after he began watching them, the homeless people were shooting up in his neighborhood.

My point is, most people won't call the police on anyone unless they've been harmed first.  Maybe you should talk to your neighbors in case you might also be in danger of something, be it theft or imminent police investigation.

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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: Economist]
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Economist said:
I agree with this mostly, I think it's important to go talk with them, except I think it's important to talk with them in order to find out if the homeless people were hurting someone.



Why? Their presense there was hurting the owner of the lot, right? What if they'd have tripped in their drunken stupor and been injured, guess whos responsible financially? Thats right, the owner.
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So imagine my surprise when one morning I awoke to find that during the night the screws had been removed from my porch door, (it was detached and laying on its side) and the chairs which were formerly located on my porch were now being used as an impromptu bed for one of the homeless people in the park (in full view of my apartment, mind you, didn't even have the decency to drag the chairs to another park).



Did you 911 that grungy mofo?
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Now, my friend was put in imminent danger of being caught with a little weed, because, as it turned out after he began watching them, the homeless people were shooting up in his neighborhood.



Still he wasn't really in danger, it's not like the cops could get a search warrant for every house in the vicinity because they found a needle.


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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: Entropymancer]
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From that situation, I see nothing wrong with cops. Most cops are just like you and I: doing their jobs, regardless of if they want to do a particular part of the job.

I admire them because they are willing to risk their lives to keep the community safe.

Of course, there always be power hungry cops who abuse their power. However, almost all the cops I've met are very down to earth.

I have more of a problem with your shithead neighbor. Fuck him, not the cops. The "vagrant" was not hurting anyone. Your neighbor had no right to call the cops on him, other than trespassing(not even on his land!). Even still, why couldn't he just let it slide? Your neighbor = douchebag^10.

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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: Entropymancer]
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I voted I like police b/c shouldn't be the neighbor that you should be saying fuck you too? Your neighbor called them and they did there job....


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Edited by Stonerguy (06/21/06 10:59 PM)

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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: Entropymancer]
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The cops have a job to do like every other non-bum. If you want to hate someone, hate the backwards ass politicians who make up the bullshit laws that the cops have to enforce. I know a few cops that think its stupid to have to lock up people who use drugs. Hell, haven't you ever heard of LEAP. It's a whole organization of justice department employees and ex-employees who want to end drug prohibition.


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Re: Fucking neighbors called the cops! [Re: Entropymancer]
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I hate when people have a cold attitude to those that lack money, now as a am making more $$ then I ever have, my disgust has increased not decreased.

Human beings are worth more then paper.
So it wasent HIS feild, it wasent a farm like pris's either.

I am so bothered by the fack in citys like mine those spot, those peices of nature aconstantly vanish, WHY THE FUCK does every peice of land have to be sold??? why not save some so that one day a little kid can see what a fucking tree looks like, and we can all go to the park and enjoy our little tree museam :puke: :frown: :mad2:


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