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Azen
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My wife is poisoning me
#5714862 - 06/05/06 12:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I work graveyard and my wife is nice enough to make me a salad and a nice meal for the night while I'm away trying to have lucid dreams. We used to cook together for our first year of marriage but since I got this job we don't do that much anymore. On my days off, I might add, I make 5 course meals for my family.
When I'm awake for our cooking experience I usually grill and my wife takes care of the rest. I woke up early (not unusual) but decided to go and help her prepare my dinner (not unusual again, I'm not lazy I just haven't noticed this yet). When I get to the kitchen to help, she's spraying down the counter with Lysol like she's putting out a flame with a fire hydrant. She then takes a paper towel (one) and wipes it down leaving some wetness on the counter and not washing her hands afterwards. I really don't pay much attention to this until she starts to cut fruits and veggies directly over the area where she sprayed, not using a cutting board. I ask her what she is doing and she tells me that it's sterilized so I'm safe. I ask her how long she's been doing this. She tells me "pretty much our whole marriage" (2 1/2 years) but almost every day since I've had my new job. She thought it was safe! I've been eating Lysol for the past 1 1/2 years. I wonder how many years this has taken off of my life....
Azen
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Re: My wife is poisoning me [Re: Azen]
#5714878 - 06/05/06 12:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm sure you'll be fine.
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Re: My wife is poisoning me [Re: Azen]
#5714882 - 06/05/06 12:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1
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Re: My wife is poisoning me [Re: Azen]
#5714886 - 06/05/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Azen said: I wonder how many years this has taken off of my life....
all of them, so long friend 
I had a friend that would spray it in a room and inhale as much as he could, he figured it was the best way to kill germs and viruses
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Re: My wife is poisoning me [Re: Azen]
#5714889 - 06/05/06 12:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Drug Toxicity
If ingested – corrosion, pain, nausea, vomiting, sweating, diarrhoea, CNS depression, circulatory and respiratory failure, pulmonary edema, myocardial and damage, liver and kidney dysfunction.
Ouch, maybe the amounts were negligible. You should go to a doctor though.
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Re: My wife is poisoning me [Re: cybrbeast]
#5714918 - 06/05/06 12:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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tell her to stop contaminating ur fucking food
i wouldnt want that chemical shit in my mouth, i dont even want it on my hands
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Re: My wife is poisoning me [Re: cybrbeast]
#5714923 - 06/05/06 12:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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doesnt sound much different than most prescription drugs, I wonder if it'll get you high?
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Re: My wife is poisoning me [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5714931 - 06/05/06 12:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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sorry, I don't have a witty reply
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Re: My wife is poisoning me [Re: cybrbeast]
#5714955 - 06/05/06 01:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have a couple more but I plan on saving them
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Re: My wife is poisoning me [Re: Azen]
#5714959 - 06/05/06 01:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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No offense but she sounds like a pretty nutty bitch.
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Re: My wife is poisoning me [Re: Azen]
#5714975 - 06/05/06 01:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You'll be fine.
You consume more dangerous chemicals at fast food restaraunts, drinking water, and the enviornment at small doses, you'll be fine that is until you develop colon cancer in 25 years.
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Azen
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Well, I can't blame her. She grew up on a farm and they thought that washing your hands after playing with horses and pigs was abnormal. I'm trying to teach her basic sterilization techniques but it backfired. She's not nutty but a beautiful and thoughful person. I appreciate people that judge before I know, I'm surprised that you have the shroom count you have. I wasn't asking to judge but I probably should have added her past. My bad.
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Re: My wife is poisoning me [Re: Azen]
#5714982 - 06/05/06 01:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You should be fine Lysol is just a germ that eats all other germs.
If your wife sprays, then cuts on top of it, the lysol will either disipate into the food in a very small amount. Or it will be cooked off.
Spray some Lysol onto a table top. In a few seconds the wet look will become dry/usable.
I don't disinfect this way when I cook but I've known many who have.
You're fine
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Re: My wife is poisoning me [Re: Azen]
#5714986 - 06/05/06 01:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Azen said: Well, I can't blame her. She grew up on a farm and they thought that washing your hands after playing with horses and pigs was abnormal.
people that live on farms tend to stay healthy, it's because people arent getting enough germs, bacteria and microbes in their diets that health starts to decline
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Re: My wife is poisoning me [Re: Azen]
#5714991 - 06/05/06 01:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: My wife is poisoning me [Re: TheDude]
#5715009 - 06/05/06 01:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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would not washing your hands after you wipe add to your immune system?
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Re: My wife is poisoning me [Re: Azen]
#5715141 - 06/05/06 02:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you can't even taste lysol in your food I won't comment on your wife's cooking
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