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Invisibledblaney
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College students found dead inside balloon
    #5711228 - 06/04/06 01:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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LUTZ, Fla. - Two college students were found dead inside a large, deflated helium balloon after apparently pulling it down and crawling inside it, officials said.

The deaths of Jason Ackerman and Sara Rydman, both 21, appear to be accidental, Hillsborough County Sheriff's Maj. Bob Schrader said.

Their bodies were found Saturday partially inside a deflated helium balloon at the entrance of a condominium complex a few miles north of Tampa. The 8-foot-diameter balloon was used to advertise the complex.




"Helium" :wink: :wink:

I bet they deflated it, got a nitrous tank and inflated the balloon with nitrous then got inside.

Or even if it was helium, I bet they died laughing because their voices sounded really funny.

And on a side note...an 8 foot balloon!? I want one!


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: College students found dead inside balloon [Re: dblaney]
    #5711237 - 06/04/06 01:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'm suprised the kids weren't found partialy clothed, why else would they crawl into a giant baloon


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Re: College students found dead inside balloon [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5711249 - 06/04/06 01:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

all i have to say it, How stupid do you have to be??

They are probably gonna have to start putting another warning on balloons now


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Re: College students found dead inside balloon [Re: dblaney]
    #5711315 - 06/04/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'm surprised that 2 people could pull down an 8 foot diameter balloon and hold it steady enough to crawl in.

BTW, how the hell to you get inside a balloon without it deflating?

That'd be an awful death, suffocate while sounding retarded.


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Re: College students found dead inside balloon [Re: drSE]
    #5711499 - 06/04/06 02:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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drSE said:
all i have to say it, How stupid do you have to be??

They are probably gonna have to start putting another warning on balloons now




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Re: College students found dead inside balloon [Re: motaman]
    #5711808 - 06/04/06 04:32 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, even the small ones,

"Improper storage location for babies."


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Re: College students found dead inside balloon [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5711818 - 06/04/06 04:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

lolz


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