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Jfisher
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Food poisoning

#5686411 - 05/29/06 03:07 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

I've been sitting on the john with my laptop for about 15 minutes. It comes in explosive waves. Undercooked pork ribs.

With the right angle and a good photographer, I could be the next tub girl.

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Microcosmatrix
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Re: Food poisoning

[Re: Jfisher]
#5686422 - 05/29/06 03:10 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

silversoul did a goatse impersonation...I say go for it!!

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Nashbar
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Re: Food poisoning

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#5686433 - 05/29/06 03:11 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Jfisher said:

I've been sitting on the john with my laptop for about 15 minutes.

that's worse than food poisoning. tomorrow, you'll be typing and eating.

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Jfisher
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Re: Food poisoning

[Re: Nashbar]
#5686444 - 05/29/06 03:14 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

No, I ate and typed 5 minutes ago. As long as nothing splashes back onto lappy, I see nothing wrong with its presence.

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Nashbar
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Re: Food poisoning

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#5686461 - 05/29/06 03:17 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

it's infected by association, besides, everyone knows that poop germs can fly.

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Jfisher
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Re: Food poisoning

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#5686543 - 05/29/06 03:41 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Well, if anyone ever steals my laptop hopefully they'll come to regret it.

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Re: Food poisoning

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#5686601 - 05/29/06 03:56 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

food poisoning is the worst, im sorry to hear that you have it

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Microcosmatrix
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Re: Food poisoning

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#5686641 - 05/29/06 04:04 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Off the toilet yet?

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blacksabbathrulz

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Re: Food poisoning

[Re: Jfisher]
#5686674 - 05/29/06 04:10 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Jfisher said:

I've been sitting on the john with my laptop for about 15 minutes. It comes in explosive waves. Undercooked pork ribs.

With the right angle and a good photographer, I could be the next tub girl.

I wouldn't be so sure that you have food poisoning. Also if you do, more often than not, people blame the wrong food, as the typically the earliest you can have symptoms is 3 days after you consume the improperly prepared food. It can sometimes take weeks. Either way, it suck ass that you are sick, and I hope you don't have trichinosis.

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Re: Food poisoning

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#5686696 - 05/29/06 04:13 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

blacksabbathrulz said:

people blame the wrong food

I'd blame sitting on the shitter with ones laptop

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Microcosmatrix
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Re: Food poisoning

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#5686715 - 05/29/06 04:17 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

He must be buzy wiping now.

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Re: Food poisoning

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#5686779 - 05/29/06 04:37 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

food poisoning is the fucking worst.

under done meat is bad.

but hope you never accidently get fed bad mayo that had sat out for two long.

I thought i was going to die.

Nasty coming from both ends. With the feeling that i was being stabbed in my gut.

Good times.. I should have sued fucking burger king.

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blacksabbathrulz

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Re: Food poisoning

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#5686923 - 05/29/06 05:18 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Schwip said:

food poisoning is the fucking worst.

under done meat is bad.

but hope you never accidently get fed bad mayo that had sat out for two long.

I thought i was going to die.

Nasty coming from both ends. With the feeling that i was being stabbed in my gut.

Good times.. I should have sued fucking burger king.

Mayo is the worst food. It is like heaven for Staphylococcus Aureus. If you ever go to a picnic or barbecue avoid anything with mayo in it.

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Re: Food poisoning

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#5687262 - 05/29/06 06:35 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Things are still pretty fucking unpleasant. I'm visiting my family, and was hoping to get a chance to smoke a little weed for this nausea. Looks like I'm not going to get that chance any time soon.

:puke:

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