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OfflineJfisher
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Food poisoning
    #5686411 - 05/29/06 01:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I've been sitting on the john with my laptop for about 15 minutes. It comes in explosive waves. Undercooked pork ribs.

With the right angle and a good photographer, I could be the next tub girl.


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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Jfisher]
    #5686422 - 05/29/06 01:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

silversoul did a goatse impersonation...I say go for it!!


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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Jfisher]
    #5686433 - 05/29/06 01:11 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Jfisher said:
I've been sitting on the john with my laptop for about 15 minutes.




that's worse than food poisoning. tomorrow, you'll be typing and eating.


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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Nashbar]
    #5686444 - 05/29/06 01:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

No, I ate and typed 5 minutes ago. As long as nothing splashes back onto lappy, I see nothing wrong with its presence.


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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Jfisher]
    #5686461 - 05/29/06 01:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

it's infected by association, besides, everyone knows that poop germs can fly.


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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Nashbar]
    #5686543 - 05/29/06 01:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Well, if anyone ever steals my laptop hopefully they'll come to regret it.


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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Jfisher]
    #5686601 - 05/29/06 01:56 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

food poisoning is the worst, im sorry to hear that you have it


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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Jfisher]
    #5686641 - 05/29/06 02:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Off the toilet yet?


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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Jfisher]
    #5686674 - 05/29/06 02:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Jfisher said:
I've been sitting on the john with my laptop for about 15 minutes. It comes in explosive waves. Undercooked pork ribs.

With the right angle and a good photographer, I could be the next tub girl.




I wouldn't be so sure that you have food poisoning. Also if you do, more often than not, people blame the wrong food, as the typically the earliest you can have symptoms is 3 days after you consume the improperly prepared food. It can sometimes take weeks. Either way, it suck ass that you are sick, and I hope you don't have trichinosis.


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Re: Food poisoning [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5686696 - 05/29/06 02:13 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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people blame the wrong food




I'd blame sitting on the shitter with ones laptop


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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Nashbar]
    #5686715 - 05/29/06 02:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

He must be buzy wiping now.


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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5686779 - 05/29/06 02:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

food poisoning is the fucking worst.

under done meat is bad.

but hope you never accidently get fed bad mayo that had sat out for two long.

I thought i was going to die.

Nasty coming from both ends. With the feeling that i was being stabbed in my gut.

Good times.. I should have sued fucking burger king.


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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Schwip]
    #5686923 - 05/29/06 03:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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food poisoning is the fucking worst.

under done meat is bad.

but hope you never accidently get fed bad mayo that had sat out for two long.

I thought i was going to die.

Nasty coming from both ends. With the feeling that i was being stabbed in my gut.

Good times.. I should have sued fucking burger king.




Mayo is the worst food. It is like heaven for Staphylococcus Aureus. If you ever go to a picnic or barbecue avoid anything with mayo in it.


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Re: Food poisoning [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5687262 - 05/29/06 04:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Things are still pretty fucking unpleasant.  I'm visiting my family, and was hoping to get a chance to smoke a little weed for this nausea.  Looks like I'm not going to get that chance any time soon. 

:puke: :shitstorm:


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