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Jfisher
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Food poisoning
#5686411 - 05/29/06 01:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've been sitting on the john with my laptop for about 15 minutes. It comes in explosive waves. Undercooked pork ribs.
With the right angle and a good photographer, I could be the next tub girl.
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Microcosmatrix
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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Jfisher]
#5686422 - 05/29/06 01:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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silversoul did a goatse impersonation...I say go for it!!
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Nashbar
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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Jfisher]
#5686433 - 05/29/06 01:11 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Jfisher said: I've been sitting on the john with my laptop for about 15 minutes.
that's worse than food poisoning. tomorrow, you'll be typing and eating.
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Jfisher
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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Nashbar]
#5686444 - 05/29/06 01:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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No, I ate and typed 5 minutes ago. As long as nothing splashes back onto lappy, I see nothing wrong with its presence.
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Nashbar
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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Jfisher]
#5686461 - 05/29/06 01:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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it's infected by association, besides, everyone knows that poop germs can fly.
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Jfisher
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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Nashbar]
#5686543 - 05/29/06 01:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well, if anyone ever steals my laptop hopefully they'll come to regret it.
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InTheFlesh714
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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Jfisher]
#5686601 - 05/29/06 01:56 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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food poisoning is the worst, im sorry to hear that you have it
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Microcosmatrix
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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Jfisher]
#5686641 - 05/29/06 02:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Off the toilet yet?
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blacksabbathrulz

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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Jfisher]
#5686674 - 05/29/06 02:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Jfisher said: I've been sitting on the john with my laptop for about 15 minutes. It comes in explosive waves. Undercooked pork ribs.
With the right angle and a good photographer, I could be the next tub girl.
I wouldn't be so sure that you have food poisoning. Also if you do, more often than not, people blame the wrong food, as the typically the earliest you can have symptoms is 3 days after you consume the improperly prepared food. It can sometimes take weeks. Either way, it suck ass that you are sick, and I hope you don't have trichinosis.
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Nashbar
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Quote:
blacksabbathrulz said: people blame the wrong food
I'd blame sitting on the shitter with ones laptop
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Microcosmatrix
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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Nashbar]
#5686715 - 05/29/06 02:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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He must be buzy wiping now.
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Schwip
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food poisoning is the fucking worst.
under done meat is bad.
but hope you never accidently get fed bad mayo that had sat out for two long.
I thought i was going to die.
Nasty coming from both ends. With the feeling that i was being stabbed in my gut.
Good times.. I should have sued fucking burger king.
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blacksabbathrulz

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Re: Food poisoning [Re: Schwip]
#5686923 - 05/29/06 03:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Schwip said: food poisoning is the fucking worst.
under done meat is bad.
but hope you never accidently get fed bad mayo that had sat out for two long.
I thought i was going to die.
Nasty coming from both ends. With the feeling that i was being stabbed in my gut.
Good times.. I should have sued fucking burger king.
Mayo is the worst food. It is like heaven for Staphylococcus Aureus. If you ever go to a picnic or barbecue avoid anything with mayo in it.
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Jfisher
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Things are still pretty fucking unpleasant. I'm visiting my family, and was hoping to get a chance to smoke a little weed for this nausea. Looks like I'm not going to get that chance any time soon.
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