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Phychotron
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Best cantalope of my life
#5653540 - 05/20/06 02:34 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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yesterday, i spent about 10 minutes picking one out... dont know what i'm doing, but i went for this one that just had this good vibe.. so today i get off of work, walkin in the door, and i smell cantelope... "some asshole cut into my mellon"... nope, it was right where i left it... so i planed on eatin it later... and i walked out of my room, and i smelt it again and couldnt resist...
so i cut it into slices and took the first bite DAMN that shit was tasty... i ate the whole thing in like 4 minutes, like i was in a cantelope eating contest or something... it was jucier than most watermellons. i had to put the trashcan under me to keep it from dripping on the floor...
i tossed the seeds outsided in the dirt, hopefully it will produce some potent offspring...
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Re: Best cantalope of my life [Re: Phychotron]
#5653546 - 05/20/06 02:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hells yeah, yard sale and cantalopes. Sounds like you are having quiet a fuckin good day bro.
Yup, I said bro.
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Re: Best cantalope of my life [Re: theuser]
#5653550 - 05/20/06 02:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I bought a pineapple yesterday and cut it up today. Oh sweet glory was it tasty!
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Phychotron
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i was about to buy a pineapple... but that's quite the commitment... last one i bought ended up going bad cause no one wanted to cut it up... $3 from costco though...
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Re: Best cantalope of my life [Re: Phychotron]
#5653572 - 05/20/06 02:50 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Damn youzz I'm allergic to them... same with honeydew
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lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Re: Best cantalope of my life [Re: Phychotron]
#5653785 - 05/20/06 04:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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AWESOME STORY!!!
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Re: Best cantalope of my life [Re: Phychotron]
#5653832 - 05/20/06 04:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I had a bunch of Lopes in the garden
just ready to be picked. I walk to the garden
I saw bright orange spots , A frigging turtle
took a bite out of almost everyone of them
he was sitting there. standing actually , with cantaloupe mush
hanging down the corners of his mouth.
Turtle soup mmmmnnnnn
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Re: Best cantalope of my life [Re: alsnow469]
#5653852 - 05/20/06 04:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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yea, i absolutely fuckin loooove friuts. if i had to live on one thing for the rest of my life, it would def be fruit....cantalope is among my favorite fruits
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AliceDee
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im adding this thread to my favorites! its just too damn interesting!
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Phychotron
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Re: Best cantalope of my life [Re: AliceDee]
#5653873 - 05/20/06 04:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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i went to sizzler about a month ago and natrualy i got the salad bar, and i tore up like 7 slices of honeydew.. it was great stuff... the cantelope they had was just alright... it's a lot easier to get a bunk cantelop than it is a good one...
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Re: Best cantalope of my life [Re: Phychotron]
#5653954 - 05/20/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm eating a huge arby's big montana right now. I can feel myself getting fatter. Excuse me while I take another bite...
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Phychotron
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Re: Best cantalope of my life [Re: theuser]
#5653969 - 05/20/06 05:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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what's with the new arby's gyro... what do they call that thing, they gyrby-q?
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Re: Best cantalope of my life [Re: Phychotron]
#5653971 - 05/20/06 05:20 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dunno. It's the only very fast food that seems pretty healthy.
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Phychotron
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Re: Best cantalope of my life [Re: theuser]
#5653975 - 05/20/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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nah
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Re: Best cantalope of my life [Re: Phychotron]
#5653978 - 05/20/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Not healthy compared to other fast food companies?
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Phychotron
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Re: Best cantalope of my life [Re: theuser]
#5653982 - 05/20/06 05:26 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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nope
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Re: Best cantalope of my life [Re: Phychotron]
#5653987 - 05/20/06 05:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Still tasty!
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Re: Best cantalope of my life [Re: theuser]
#5654172 - 05/20/06 06:47 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Honey Dew is the money melon.
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Re: Best cantalope of my life [Re: Jon]
#5654217 - 05/20/06 06:59 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Arby's is weird. 95% of the time it sounds fucking disgusting. Then one day I'll realize I'm craving it. Like right now. Damnit.
edit to add: Oh yeah, cantaloupes fricking rule. Honey dew is only so-so. Watermelon is gross. Can't stand the taste, texture or seeds.
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Edited by unbeliever (05/20/06 07:00 PM)
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Re: Best cantalope of my life [Re: unbeliever]
#5654324 - 05/20/06 07:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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do they have arby's in NYC?
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