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South Dakota...
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... better stay the fuck out of California...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11699703/

My prediction:

Up-and-coming generations of South Dakotans will be filled with a shitload of kids coming from 'broken homes' with detached parents, not too mention a few products of rape and incest... nice.

And about 14 years from now, a whole new sweep of MySpacers (if that shit is still around) talking about emo, sadness, drinking, and attempting to be happy by consuming lots of material crap... but all the long preventing themselves from being happy... Because they had parents who weren't fit to be parents (as individuals, as a couple... blah blah)

Let's do it for the whole country GUYS! Why just South Dakota? Let's get the entire country 'on track!'

Have a good 50% of the population as aimless, confused and angry (at existence) individuals to:

Pull into the military (to kill people, yes... KILL. Take one's life, the same action which simply couldn't be tolerated when a baby was developing on American soil. Yet killing a little North Korean boy could be considered the desire of God himself, perhaps...)

Wait until the individual tires of being aimless, confused and angry.. and looks to 'something,' and usually finds the nearest or most 'nostalgic' mass religion to convert to...

And thus start the super sick cycle over again.

Yes, I agree, it is God's plan to invoke the end of abortion.

Why? Because God is tiring of our pointless bullshit...

If you remember back in the day, with the Pronghorn...
Dick-ass white settlers dramatically reduced the numbers, Teddy steps in and is like "Yo nigga cut that shit out," so they recover, but the natural predators are nil compared to the 'Good ol' days.' So they overpopulate and eat all the food and thousands starve to death (until they allowed hunting again.)

There will be a brief period of over-copulation followed by massive amounts of little babies coming into nascence...

And then everyone will die except for me and my ol' G's 'cause we're gunna start a super cool commune.

And then God is gunna make all animals linguistically apt and the survivors and myself will spend our days enjoying a sip of tea over a most joyful colloquy... with our little furry friends of the forest.


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Re: South Dakota... [Re: Herbus]
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tea*


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"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."

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Re: South Dakota... [Re: daimyo]
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Grammatical error most likely attributed to the fact that I happen to be an organism which should have been aborted in the embryonic stages of development.


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Edited by Herbus (03/06/06 01:44 PM)

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Herbus said:



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Re: South Dakota... [Re: daimyo]
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Up-and-coming generations of South Dakotans will be filled with a shitload of kids coming from 'broken homes' with detached parents, not too mention a few products of rape and incest... nice.


how is this any different from the way things are now in areas where abortions are legal? just because the service is available does not imply that people are going to use it. i'm sure many women have children because they want and will love them, but i'm also sure that many women want children because they'll be able to receive goods and services from the government for cheap if not free.

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And about 14 years from now, a whole new sweep of MySpacers (if that shit is still around) talking about emo, sadness, drinking, and attempting to be happy by consuming lots of material crap... but all the long preventing themselves from being happy... Because they had parents who weren't fit to be parents (as individuals, as a couple... blah blah)


it's called angst. everyone who has ever been a teenager has gone through it at some point in time. hating your parents/authority, bitching about everything, getting drunk/doing drugs is all part of growing up. everyone experiences these things, maybe not all but i would bet that most experience at least part of that list as teens and probably even as adults.

and yes, they will consume material goods, but i don't think it's fair to assume they will all be materialistic prats who will never find happiness.

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Pull into the military (to kill people, yes... KILL. Take one's life, the same action which simply couldn't be tolerated when a baby was developing on American soil. Yet killing a little North Korean boy could be considered the desire of God himself, perhaps...)



like it or not, there is never going to be peace on earth. it's an excellent idea to work towards, but it will never happen. also, pulled, i think, is a horrible word to use for this. we don't have the draft anymore, there was talk about reinstating it and amazingly enough that talk was started by a liberal but i digress. since we all have free will we are free to make our own choices, some people choose to join the military, no one forces them.

as far as killing for god, i'm sure most of the people in the american military didn't join because of religious convictions to spread the word of christianity, but i'm pretty sure that most radical terrorists killing in the name of [insert deity here] here are killing for their said god. 

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Wait until the individual tires of being aimless, confused and angry.. and looks to 'something,' and usually finds the nearest or most 'nostalgic' mass religion to convert to..


it's happened that way for a long time. hell look at the 60's how many kids were looking for something more than themselves, used psychedelics and decided to follow a certain belief? and what would be wrong with following a mass religion, does it really bother you that much that some people just aren't as secure as you are and need some assurance that there's something greater than themselves and religion x is what provides them with that?

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And then everyone will die except for me and my ol' G's 'cause we're gunna start a super cool commune.


:rolleyes:


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Re: South Dakota... [Re: eVil_]
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I mean the ending of the post should have indicated how serious I was being...

I actually believe in the last two statements you quoted me as saying...

Me un' my G's gunna make it!


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