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Invisibledblaney
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Bad Breath
    #5270813 - 02/06/06 06:43 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

This morning I was chatting with this girl. She's very pretty, but my god did her breath smell awful. It wasn't a specific smell like garlic or onions, but a very general "haven't brushed her teeth for days and had one too many drinks for the superbowl" kind of stench.

I did my best to move backwards and away from her face as far as possible without being obvious. It was rancid.

There is definitely something to be said for good oral hygiene.


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OfflineTheCow
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Re: Bad Breath [Re: dblaney]
    #5270832 - 02/06/06 06:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Now you caught me off guard
Once you breath out
Then she made me cough hard
Contact the god and let him know to slip 2 in
Fine. How are you doing?
Can I get you a drink?
This one's a shoe in
Awkward situation that I'm on a mission to ruin
Her big butt and smile was like camo
Hit up the men's room, we need more ammo
Watch your 3 o'clock, a new recruit
That's her gin and Juicy Juice
Use a stick of Juicy Fruit
She just knew she was cute
It's in her own best interest
It's less stress
Hit her with the "do you need a mint test"
It don't matter if she's slim or dressed to impress
I won't rest
Fella's don't fess
Some of 'em just need to eat the whole thing of Crest
It's been a long day
It's just how the song say
I hope she don't take this the wrong way
You need a mint test


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Invisiblekake
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Re: Bad Breath [Re: TheCow]
    #5270840 - 02/06/06 06:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Seriously, people, brush your teeth, chew some gum, rinse with some mouthwash, or something, because whether you realize it or not (and most likely you don't realize it), your breath fucking STINKS most of the time!


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Offlinemediman0078
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Re: Bad Breath [Re: kake]
    #5270843 - 02/06/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I abuse Listerine... use that stuff about 5 times a day.


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Invisibledemiu5
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Re: Bad Breath [Re: kake]
    #5270926 - 02/06/06 07:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe it's just me...but I hate the way gum smells on people's breath; it repulses me.

Brush teeth and tongue, solves the majority of the problem.


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OfflineMimeyNaomi
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Re: Bad Breath [Re: demiu5]
    #5270934 - 02/06/06 07:09 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Tongue brushing is the key. I don't know how I lived [or the people around me] before I discovered this several years ago

Also keeping strong spearmint gum around helps


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InvisibleVvellum
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Re: Bad Breath [Re: MimeyNaomi]
    #5270951 - 02/06/06 07:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

the problem with gum and mints is the sugar will make your breath even worse after the "freshness" from the gum/mint go away - just a temporary measure, at best. sugar makes your breath stink just as bad as garlic and other nasties, eventually. so with that said, floss/listerine/brush yer tongue. tongue scrappers are what everyone needs.


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: Bad Breath [Re: kake]
    #5270955 - 02/06/06 07:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

But... but... but.... I'm english!


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Re: Bad Breath [Re: dblaney]
    #5270971 - 02/06/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Besides brushing twice per day and flossing once I constantly drink water and swish it around in my mouth. It gets out the food that's stuck between my teeth, which is the source of a lot of bad breath. Water is key.








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Re: Bad Breath [Re: Learyfan]
    #5270992 - 02/06/06 07:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Aaah, garlic chip dip and beer. :laugh:


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OfflineMimeyNaomi
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Re: Bad Breath [Re: Vvellum]
    #5270999 - 02/06/06 07:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

bi0 said:
the problem with gum and mints is the sugar will make your breath even worse after the "freshness" from the gum/mint go away - just a temporary measure, at best. sugar makes your breath stink just as bad as garlic and other nasties, eventually. so with that said, floss/listerine/brush yer tongue. tongue scrappers are what everyone needs.



Hence sugarless gum. It is my only chaw


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Invisiblekake
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Re: Bad Breath [Re: DNKYD]
    #5271055 - 02/06/06 07:43 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:
But... but... but.... I'm english!




:rofl:


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