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Name Grigori Rasputin  
Title Lover Of The Russian Queen  
Total Posts 3,626  
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Birthday 04/20 
Gender Male Male
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Occupation Monk  
Hobbies Sinning with women to get closer to god.  
Location St. Petersburg or Siberia  
Bio I grew up in Pokrovskoye Siberia as a alcoholic hoodlum. People didn't like how I looked at them so they hated me. I found this pretty lady & decided to make a family which I won't hold back the spoilers, it sucks. Realizing that my family was boring I left to wonder around the woods for like a 1/3 of my life having crazy sex orgies with hermits in the woods giving me super powers. After returning to my home church to have a couple sex orgies, I was summoned to go to St Petersburg to heal the son of Zar. So I went in the late 1800's & had some religious sessions with the Zar's wife. I did actually heal their son like a bad ass. It was pretty much parting for the next few years & I was made a priest by the western orthodox church. WW1 came around & I eventually was killed when I was invited to this dinner party & drank some wine that was suppose to kill me but I think they mistakenly put mescaline or some shit in it because I had the chase of my life getting shot a fuck load of times before I got shot in the head, which still didn't kill me & you dumb fucks still think I drowned. At least before that night, I some how managed to convince the people to overthrow the Zar while I'd was black out plowed on vodka one night, & they actually raided the white palace (well after I "died") killing everyone & establish the beginnings of Communism. After crawling out of a frozen river, I've just been travelin.  
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