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daimyo
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Guns vs. Women

#5159764 - 01/09/06 07:49 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

Ten reasons men prefer guns over women...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER!!

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chaserella
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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: daimyo]
#5159779 - 01/09/06 07:52 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

nice dude! :smile:

:smile:

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onetime
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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: daimyo]
#5159787 - 01/09/06 07:54 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

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See?
Yes, with my own three eyes.
Depression, Misspells , wanting everying thing i cant have haveing nothing i want

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Konnrade
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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: onetime]
#5159813 - 01/09/06 07:57 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

shame on me... I dont know what the hell kind of gun that is

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daimyo
Monticello

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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: Konnrade]
#5159818 - 01/09/06 07:59 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

The kind that sits loaded in my room :laugh:

:laugh:

I shoot that twice a week on average.

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daimyo
Monticello

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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: onetime]
#5159838 - 01/09/06 08:03 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

You got the link to the ad for that?

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buckwheat
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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: daimyo]
#5159850 - 01/09/06 08:06 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

i think 10 should be number 1

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Prisoner#1
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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: Konnrade]
#5159878 - 01/09/06 08:12 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

Konnrade said:

shame on me... I dont know what the hell kind of gun that is

FN-FAL (or some variant)

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joe666
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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: daimyo]
#5159984 - 01/09/06 08:29 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

I have to get my permit to carry re-issued before april of this year.
I can't believe 4 years have gone by since I got it.
all I have to do is go and shoot for them and pay the money
so it shouldn't be anything

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daimyo
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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: joe666]
#5160017 - 01/09/06 08:35 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

:thumbup:

What state?

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nakors_junk_bag
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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: daimyo]
#5160024 - 01/09/06 08:37 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

lol
classic

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nakors_junk_bag
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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: nakors_junk_bag]
#5160030 - 01/09/06 08:40 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

i cant stop staring at my gun!

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daimyo
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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: nakors_junk_bag]
#5160031 - 01/09/06 08:40 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

What have ye?

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nakors_junk_bag
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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: daimyo]
#5160176 - 01/09/06 09:10 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

a glock .40, mossberg 835 with a 3.5 inch magnum capable chamber, A ww2 japanese namboo, some Italain pump action 22 I got for my 12th birthday, Three or four shotguns I don't give a fuck about in the closet with bird chokes on them, and my father owns a 50 cal amrorlite sniperr rifle with a 600 power scope.

i inherited the shotties in the closet from my brother when he went nuts and the rest I have simply collect or been gifted with them over time.

I stare at the glock the most, its just so damn sexy, sittin there begging to be touched, carressed and she always makes me feel like my dick is bigger than it is. Ol Miss Moss is pretty straight too, I mean 3.5 inch magnums fuck trees up, think a what they woudl do to intruders.
Both straight up blue(black)

I don't have scanner or I would post some pictures. I will get them on here, give me a few days.

How

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Edited by nakors_junk_bag (01/09/06 09:23 PM)

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RandalFlagg
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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: nakors_junk_bag]
#5160571 - 01/09/06 10:39 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

nakors_junk_bag said:

I stare at the glock the most, its just so damn sexy, sittin there begging to be touched, carressed and she always makes me feel like my dick is bigger than it is.

:thumbup:

I'm glad that somebody else shares my unhealthy obsession with firearms.

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daimyo
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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#5160583 - 01/09/06 10:41 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

That's probably the most surprising thing to me about the Shroomery. There's actually a decent group of gun lovers. Warms my heart :love:

:love:

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nakors_junk_bag
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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: daimyo]
#5160662 - 01/09/06 10:55 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

someone has to keep the hippies alive.

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daimyo
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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: nakors_junk_bag]
#5160712 - 01/09/06 11:04 PM (20 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:

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mediman0078
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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: nakors_junk_bag]
#5161933 - 01/10/06 09:30 AM (20 years, 8 months ago)

nakors_junk_bag said:

someone has to keep the hippies alive.

heheh, nice.

I'm still contemplating buying one of the semi auto Barrett .50 BMG's... i have the money right now, but my wife won't understand my desire to spend thousands on a sniper rifle. :lol:

:lol:

She might beat the hell outta me if I buy it new... maybe I'll find a nice used one that the price tag won't freak her out.

I DID just get a cold rolled and milled Remington 700 bull barrel with a polished Maqintire custom bolt and a V-style flash suppressor though... Slapped it in a poly stock made for distance shooting and GOD DAMN is it accurate. 300 yard targets fell like they were sitting at 25 yards!

I also found out the shop near my place has a authentic WW2 M1 Garand with 6 of the clips in very good condition. Doesn't look like it ever really saw any action... or even been shot much. I REALLY want to buy that too.... so many choices, so little money...

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eric_the_red
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Re: Guns vs. Women

[Re: daimyo]
#5161958 - 01/10/06 09:44 AM (20 years, 8 months ago)

11. they don't go off for no reason at all

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