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just sharted... haven't done that in a while
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well i guess the title says it all, im gunna go wipe now, and maybe even hose off a little


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Re: just sharted... haven't done that in a while [Re: samueljackson]
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ha sweet


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There was a ragged band that followed in our footsteps
Running before time took our dreams away
Leaving the myriad small creatures trying to tie us to the ground
To a life consumed by slow decay.

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Re: just sharted... haven't done that in a while [Re: samueljackson]
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at least you didnt have diarhea while laying in the bed and sharted, goes and hides in disgrace.

edit-oh i forgot to add on christmas day.


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In the belly of the Leviathan, one can either despair and perish, or be cheerful and persevere.-Dean Koontz

Edited by lemon_lw (01/03/06 06:16 PM)

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Re: just sharted... haven't done that in a while [Re: lemon_lw]
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ha ha, you dookied your drawers.


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Re: just sharted... haven't done that in a while [Re: NewAgeDiciple]
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haha, you spelled disciple wrong.

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Re: just sharted... haven't done that in a while [Re: NewAgeDiciple]
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yeah you know how usually you get ready to fart and its like nope thats a turd, a nice solid turd. but with diarhea you dotn get that warning.


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In the belly of the Leviathan, one can either despair and perish, or be cheerful and persevere.-Dean Koontz

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Re: just sharted... haven't done that in a while [Re: lemon_lw]
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lemon_lw said:
yeah you know how usually you get ready to fart and its like nope thats a turd, a nice solid turd. but with diarhea you dotn get that warning.


lol.... so true so true :thumbup:


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Re: just sharted... haven't done that in a while [Re: samueljackson]
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I sharted over the summer. It was not fun.

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Re: just sharted... haven't done that in a while [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I have never done this. You people need to do spincter exercises, or something.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: just sharted... haven't done that in a while [Re: Madtowntripper]
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:rotfl:

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