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When bitches drink
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Friday night, we all get together to go out and start predrinking, we're playing kings, I'm getting sejuiced. Rules are being made like crazy. Everyone is getting all drunk and loud. So one of the rules is everytime a chick drinks they have to say "I love cock" which is amusing for awhile and we're all pissed and laughing and going on about loving cock, and this carries on to the bar, to that point that there are guys buying Paris and Nicole drinks (yes really, I know the jokes about the simple life are rampant)and their taking these drinks from the guys while saying I love cock. So here we all are talking about cock all night long, well and tits for awhile (I actually saw some breast measuring!) and the next thing I catch is these two chicks (like my friends) making out. Why is it that when chicks drink they get this uncontrolable urge to make out with eachother? I don't get that urge. I'd like to blame it on the unbeleiveable amount of cock talk and lack there of...but jeeeez good thing I only drink with the bitches every once in awhile.


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Re: When bitches drink [Re: Gillette]
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i think its because they know its hot and they want attention? not to sound like a dick but in the majority of my experience its to get attention


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Re: When bitches drink [Re: Yarry]
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Yarry said:
i think its because they know its hot and they want attention? not to sound like a dick but in the majority of my experience its to get attention


:thumbup:

It's always nice to see though.  Silly drunks.


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Re: When bitches drink [Re: Revelation]
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Hell yeah Revelation!  Always a pleasure to see drunk chicks make out :laugh:


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It's Krang, Bitch!  :krang:

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Re: When bitches drink [Re: drtyfrnk]
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yeah, but these are like bitches I work with......


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Re: When bitches drink [Re: Gillette]
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eh, it happens. :lol: do they remember it?


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Re: When bitches drink [Re: Gillette]
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Your friend paris is hot gillete!


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-QuantumMeltdown

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett

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Re: When bitches drink [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
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I know she is :laugh: but then again, I think all my friends are hot.

I think all but maybe 2 of them, remember it, I don't think Steph or Nicole remember a thing.

p.s. I love being able to say I''ve been sejuiced! its so cheesey!



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Re: When bitches drink [Re: Gillette]
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These things don't exist in my world.


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The bus came by and I got on that's when it all began!


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Re: When bitches drink [Re: Ripple]
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What, bitches kissing or alcopops?


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Re: When bitches drink [Re: Gillette]
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come to think of it your hot to gillette  :wink:


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-QuantumMeltdown

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett

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Re: When bitches drink [Re: Revelation]
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The bitches kissing part


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Re: When bitches drink [Re: Ripple]
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By the time the bitches get to your age they learn how to handle their drink.


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Re: When bitches drink [Re: Ripple]
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haha Ripple I'm sure you could find bitches kissing if you wanted to....


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Re: When bitches drink [Re: Gillette]
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Yeah two chicks kissing gets every one looking. It makes all the guys want ya but at the same time it keeps them away becuase they think its two lezzies. That and girls are better kissers...some girls now it.

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Re: When bitches drink [Re: Ripple]
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come to our world and enjoy the splendour that is bitches kissing rip!

not that i call them bitches, but the thread title and such does.


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Re: When bitches drink [Re: Gillette]
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I think the pub's people would like to see Paris and Nicole diking out pix.

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Re: When bitches drink [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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man, how many girls i know who can't hold their drink.

i think in the history of my life i've had three friends (who are girls) who can actually hold their drink - (by which i mean stay up until 7,8am drinking non-stop, without flipping out, starting to cry, falling over, passing out, vomiting, etc). all three of them are danish. coincidence? hmm...


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Re: When bitches drink [Re: Krishna]
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Oh yeah
She was a fine girl
She could get down wit de get down
All de way down
She do yer laundry
She change a tire
Chop a little wood for de fire
Poke it around...if it died down

Oh yeah
She was a fine girl
She go up in the mornin'
She go down in the evenin'...all de way down
She do the dishes
If you wishes
Silverware too
She make it look brand new...when she get through
Oh yeah
She was a fine girl
Outa this world

Well, yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah, well
Oh yeah
She was a fine girl
She could get down wit de get down
All de way down
She do your laundry
She change a tire
Chop a little wood for de fire
Poke it around...if it died down
Oh yeah
She was a fine girl
With a lovely smile
With a bucket on her head
Fulla water from de well
She could run a mile
Oh yeah
She wouldn't spill a drop
It'd stay on top
Her head was kinda flat
But her hair covered that
She was a fine girl
She didn't need no school
She was built like a mule
With a thong sandal
Wasn't no kinda job she could not handle
She could get down...wit de get down
All de way down
We need some more like dat in dis kinda town
Well, we...
We need some more like dat in dis kinda town...

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Re: When bitches drink [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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My girl and one of our friends made out at a party once it was pretty hot.

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