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Company christmas partys
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Are always great.

So I used to work at this company where I met my girlfriend over the summer. I was canned because of my work ethics. I never showed up on time and milked it for all it was worth, I made like 10 grand in a few monthes so it wasnt all that bad. Everyone loved me there and when they fired me they were apoligizing for upper management being ass holes. But my girlfriend is still employed there amd I was invited to there christmas party. big thing at a banquet hall with free booze! I will be getting thoroughly wasted and not have to keep composure, I do not have to be at work on monday and have everyone look at me funny. hehe


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Re: Company christmas partys [Re: phishytrip]
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you can swear to the boss even!

Bonus points to you phishy :laugh:


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Re: Company christmas partys [Re: phishytrip]
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Do you think your girlfriend might pay the price for her guests behavior? If not then fuck composure.


have fun dude.

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Re: Company christmas partys [Re: Cowgold]
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I dont think so, im pretty sure shes going to get wasted there too. she actually is an asset to the company. but im going all out, like tieing my tie around my head rambo style and everything!


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Re: Company christmas partys [Re: phishytrip]
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YES! RAMBO STYLE!

That's awesome man, pretend your in the jungle when your there. PRETEND YOUR RAMBO killing all her co-workers with a giant M249 (bonus points if you take something taht kinda looks like it and use it to "shoot" her co-workers)


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Re: Company christmas partys [Re: drtyfrnk]
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sounds fun as hell.  have a good one :wink:


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