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Drug Slogans
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If all drugs were made legal what sort of slogans do you suppose companys would begin useing to market their products? Well here's some I came up with teehee  :grin:

"Psilocybin - because one reality is 5 too few"
"Coke ...how are you going to get your party started?"
"Crack.. it gives you wings"
"Xanax, because if you're going to act like an idiot you might as well not remember, anyway."
"Methadone - when you've abused everything else..."
"Ketamine - when you really wanna crawl in a hole and die."
"LSD - when you want a different piece of the pi"
"Heroin - just shoot it."
"Mushrooms - touch,taste,hear,smell, and see the rainbow"
"Ecstacy - It's not just a clever name."
"GHB - When you find out that axe doesn't actually work"


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"Life is created out of the seeking of knowledge."

Edited by duster (11/23/05 11:13 PM)

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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: duster]
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"there's a fine line between reality and insanity.....and I just snorted it*


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"Whatever you do, you need to keep moving.  Because when you stop moving you die (physically and emotionally).

Good luck and blessings of happiness and fortune." ~ RandalFlagg RIP


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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: rogue_pixie]
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awesome slogans dude

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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: duster]
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Crack; Would you jerk a homeless man off for weed?


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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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Coke: It's like a pussy without the crazy bitch.

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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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heroin: because if you can't beat the devil you might as well join him.


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"Whatever you do, you need to keep moving.  Because when you stop moving you die (physically and emotionally).

Good luck and blessings of happiness and fortune." ~ RandalFlagg RIP


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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: rogue_pixie]
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Coke - It tastes better than candy and packs a stronger punch than coffee. Take a toot! How can you go wrong?


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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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don't drink & drive, smoke & fly!


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"Whatever you do, you need to keep moving.  Because when you stop moving you die (physically and emotionally).

Good luck and blessings of happiness and fortune." ~ RandalFlagg RIP


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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: Srirachi]
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Meth: Because you should've started studying days ago!

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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: Srirachi]
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:rotfl:

That was good. :thumbup:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: Srirachi]
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ecstacy - the name says it all


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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: duster]
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Opium: Are you one of those people who has nobody to cuddle with during the cold winter nights? We have a solution. You don't need a man or woman to warm you up. With as few as 5 medium sized pods you too can make a warm loving tea that will never let you down night after night. :heart:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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crack- Just smoke it bitch!


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"Sometimes I feel like I'm always trippin"
"Dude, you ARE always tripping"
"Oh, yah. Sweet."

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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: duster]
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Weed -



shit, what were we talking about?


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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: TheDude]
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LSD - Fixin to be alot better man.

Weed - You know what I'm talking about man?


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x-com and unsolved mysteries are the only things that have ever made me truly scared

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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: TheDudeAbides]
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coke,you hate it but cant help but to love it.

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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: pinkbullets]
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coke - have you ever sucked dick for weed?


Salvia - when you need a five minute break from your body


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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: emptywisdom]
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great thread.
crack-nah man i left it behind the toilet, i know i did
mushies-who needs an ego

wow i realized i really suck at this maybe somthing will come to me.


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In the belly of the Leviathan, one can either despair and perish, or be cheerful and persevere.-Dean Koontz

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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: lemon_lw]
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lemon_lw said:
great thread.
crack-nah man i left it behind the toilet, i know i did
mushies-who needs an ego

wow i realized i really suck at this maybe somthing will come to me.


I thought the crack one was great!

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Re: Drug Slogans [Re: duster]
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duster said:
If all drugs were made legal what sort of slogans do you suppose companys would begin useing to market their products? Well here's some I came up with teehee  :grin:

"Psilocybin - because one reality is 5 too few"
"Coke ...how are you going to get your party started?"
"Crack.. it gives you wings"
"Xanax, because if you're going to act like an idiot you might as well not remember, anyway."
"Methadone - when you've abused everything else..."
"Ketamine - when you really wanna crawl in a hole and die."
"LSD - when you want a different piece of the pi"
"Heroin - just shoot it."
"Mushrooms - touch,taste,hear,smell, and see the rainbow"
"Ecstacy - It's not just a clever name."
"GHB - When you find out that axe doesn't actually work"


:laugh:


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