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Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: TheDude]
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eh, jus thot id ask.


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Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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VoidOfsPg said:
I'm telling you, the easiest thing to do is in a trash can. you dont have to clean anything up and it's simple to aim because there is a big opening. Can't get any easier than that. =)


I really can't imagine that. First of all my penis aims upwards, second it is like an explosion. Everywhere. You know that :smile:

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Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: Yarry]
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I guess I have a lot of living left to do.


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Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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adjust said:
VoidOfsPg said:
I'm telling you, the easiest thing to do is in a trash can. you dont have to clean anything up and it's simple to aim because there is a big opening. Can't get any easier than that. =)


I really can't imagine that. First of all my penis aims upwards, second it is like an explosion. Everywhere. You know that :smile:


I'm sorry to hear that you have one of those bent penises, but that is besides the point. You don't leave the trash can on the floor, you pick it up in one hand and you put your junk into the center of it and let 'er go. Simple as that.

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Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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thats sorta like fucking it wouldnt ya say?

putting your dick in it and all


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Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: Yarry]
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I guess you could consider it that, although there is no contact between your phallus and the actual trash can. If it turns you on while you're jacking it, sure you can think that.

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Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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so id be fucking a loose garbage can? sorry, im not into slutty chicks. even if they ARE garbage cans


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Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: Yarry]
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well if you want to think that deep into it, thats fine. As for me, I just see it as nutting in a trash can. What ever tickles your pickle man.

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Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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I'd hate to be the hobo that digs through your trash.


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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

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Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: TheDude]
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Trust me, there is worse stuff in my trash than semen.

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Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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lmfao! @this thread

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Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: budsicle]
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well generally in bed i take a tissue and jack it and then just put the tissue of the top of the wang and let loose.

usually it gets on my hands too but i just wipe it off.

in the shower i just jizz in the shower and rinse that area off.....


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