Home | Community | Message Board
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 |  [ show all ]
what do you jerk off into
    #4970082 -

im not sure how to make a poll, so ill just ask in a less formal way.

anyways, i use tissues. what is up with people using things such as socks and shirts for years at a time. one guy i know told me he just goes on the carpet and rubs it in. ew. that is just disgusting. tissue and flush...too easy.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: nonick]
    #4970086 -

my butt


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: nonick]
    #4970115 -

your moms mouth

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: goobler]
    #4970138 -

same


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: nonick]
    #4970153 -

Fuck dude I said that was private. What part of private message don't you understand? Fuck. Now everyone knows.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #4970188 -

I jerk off into my trash can. No mess no hassle.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: nonick]
    #4970229 -

toilet paper or paper towel


--------------------

"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: barfightlard]
    #4970342 -

The wind....and or the eyes of all creatures.


--------------------
"How could this poison be the dream of my soul...I let my fantasy take complete control." -Black Sabbath "megalomania"

***************
Double Tub Tek Pictorial

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: nonick]
    #4970369 -

the toilet... one step simpler though difficult to aim, i guess a challenge makes everything better eh?


--------------------
The life of a condemned soul is hatred.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: SeaShrooms]
    #4970467 -

I do it into a tupperware container. I then procede to heat up the gizum until it is separated and looks like yellowish whitish water. I then go to school early the next day and dump it pizza. They think that the greasyness is from cooking. AHAHAHAAH! THEIR WRONG! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: Spetsnaz]
    #4970558 -

You just ruined this thread.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: Spetsnaz]
    #4970563 -

my hand. then i go wash it.



With the amount of times i wank id need some wicked stocks in paper companys.


--------------------
Grumpy Old Man.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: Yarry]
    #4970611 -

fleshlight


--------------------
     

                                                                  thats right cubes in december bitches

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: nonick]
    #4970647 -

typically i jerk off into the air and onto various surfaces


--------------------
"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: TheDude]
    #4970651 -

ever jerked off into water? i find it to have too much resistance, i cant get a proper speed and rhythm built up.


--------------------
Grumpy Old Man.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: Yarry]
    #4970660 -

Uh, why do want to know?


--------------------
  Moderation is key 

  "There is no god higher than truth." 


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: D4NK]
    #4970696 -

seriously though what the fuck kind of question is that


--------------------
     

                                                                  thats right cubes in december bitches

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: CubensisCutter]
    #4970708 -

the dude was emphasizing he wanked into the air. hence i asked about water. learn to read.


--------------------
Grumpy Old Man.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: CubensisCutter]
    #4970710 -

I'm telling you, the easiest thing to do is in a trash can. you dont have to clean anything up and it's simple to aim because there is a big opening. Can't get any easier than that. =)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: what do you jerk off into [Re: Yarry]
    #4970717 -

Yarry said:
ever jerked off into water? i find it to have too much resistance, i cant get a proper speed and rhythm built up.


Negative. I can't imagine a senario in which that would be pleasant. Either just my junk is submerged which makes the jerking motion prone to splashing water everywhere or I put my entire body in water and jerk, which leaves me soaking in a tepid vat of my own man juice.

No thanks.


--------------------
"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 |  [ show all ]

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* CNN: Christians are jerks online Neuron 859 9 06/30/10 12:01 PM
by Adamist
* The whole "all the best girls like jerks" thing.
( 1 2 3 all )		 OneMoreRobot3021 6,219 51 10/04/05 07:21 AM
by KidShelleen
* No jerking off challenge. EDIT: Anyone is free to abstain and share their progress.
( 1 2 3 4 ... 11 12 all )		 ROFL_my_ WAFFLE 15,007 222 12/16/10 05:51 PM
by Salomon
* Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 all )		 Bipolarbear 6,761 103 10/27/10 09:24 PM
by Dunno
* if you dont jerk off for a while, do u cum way too soon during sex? DeadPhan 22,703 13 08/12/09 10:27 PM
by Entropymancer
* God.....I hate trash RandalFlagg 892 4 04/24/05 12:03 AM
by HELLA_TIGHT
* Anyone live with "trailer trash" material?
( 1 2 3 all )		 cube talk 3,984 53 02/12/09 04:54 PM
by memes
* I've jerked off 8 times today
( 1 2 3 all )		 Synesthetic 9,267 47 10/30/09 01:29 AM
by Acaterpillar

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
3,268 topic views. 4 members, 931 guests and 311 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.039 seconds spending 0.01 seconds on 17 queries.