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Name 3 things that are close to you.
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Name 3 things that are close to you.

Not including your computer or anything about xbox 360, which is gay.

Me first:

Bread crumbs, gold bond medicated anti-itch cream, semen encrusted sock

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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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left testicle, penis, right testicle

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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: goobler]
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My bass(on my lap), My computer(in front of my face), my iced tea....going down my throat.


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.

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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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1. Baseball cap

2. Lighter

3. Beer


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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Laptop, Deodrant, Grinder

Full list... cause I'm stoned

- empty x-large tim hortons cup
- cheque book
- sponge (wtf?)
- emmpty coffee mug
- pile of junk mail
- deodrant stick
- anti-smell spray thing like febreeze
- roller
- a clothes hanger (?? wtf)
- box of saftey pins
- cover for my scale
- calculator
- flyers for parties this weekend (Marco Carola @ sud 99,?!)
- a mini-shelf thing, containing: officce supplies, 250gig hd, picture of me and friends, scale, bumper, CDs, and a cork
- another mub
- scisccors
- pencil, pen,generic writing tools
- spindle of CDs
- a fancier calculator
- my cellphone
- my grinder
- an empty pack of smokes (I dont smoke cigs.....)
- empt ypack of gum
- empty jug of juice
- dirty pplate
- monster drink
- empty canadian dry gingerale
- rolling papers
- about $5 bucks in lose change
- laptop
- textbook and printouts ontop of laptop
- a book by margret atwood

...that about covers it.

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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: kaniz]
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Oh yeah, I've got a few dirty plates and empty containers too. I'm a slob's slob :smile:

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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: kaniz]
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NO LUBE?

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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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seems like nothing anymore. I guess music is the only thing now......i need to feel connected with others again :confused:


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"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks

Edited by bellylard (11/22/05 10:14 PM)

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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: barfightlard]
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commere big boi!

:hug:

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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: goobler]
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awwww

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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: tonygirl1983]
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don't make assumptions

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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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1)lighter
2)ash tray
3)Lays stax chips (just tried them today, pretty good)


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"Religion is the opiate of the masses"

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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: justsomegirl]
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six empty beer cans, a bunch of boogers, and my broken heart

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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: goobler]
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:cool:

thanks goob


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"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks

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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: barfightlard]
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Water

Afrin Sinus

Cellphone


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"How could this poison be the dream of my soul...I let my fantasy take complete control." -Black Sabbath "megalomania"

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Double Tub Tek Pictorial

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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: Psychonaught]
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added.
- can of coke
- glass of beer
- empty pizza bag thingy

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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: kaniz]
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keyboard, cigarettes, empty can of black cherry fresca.


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  Moderation is key 

  "There is no god higher than truth." 


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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: D4NK]
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black cherry fresca????

enlighten me

I love fresca

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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: goobler]
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Damn good. Nuff said.


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  Moderation is key 

  "There is no god higher than truth." 


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Re: Name 3 things that are close to you. [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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My laptop. My comfy hoodie. My Brooklyn Lager Pennant Ale beer.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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