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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Adom]
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omfg iv had sunburn on my head one time HOLY SHIT IT HURTS!!! i havent shaved my head completely bald since then


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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I had a pimple on my nutsack once and was tryin to pop it in the weight room (mirrors everywhere and I thought the door was locked) any way my dad goes in there to run and I got my dick in my hand. He just turned around and walked out. I didn't know which was worse telling him I was popping a pimple off my nutsack or just letting him think i was jerkin off. So I let it be.

I laughed at myself for the longest time. I'm laughing right now actually...

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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So am I but I make no apology's. Manly an asshole but somewhat literate.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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yeah I kept 50 spf on it all day and it still fried, I lost my hat and none of the jew bag Mexicans would loan me their sombreros.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Cowgold]
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:rotfl:
how do u get a pimple on ur nut sack? :lol: that musta hurt to pop it


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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I had an in grown hair on my balls once.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Adom]
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damn greedy mexicans...


(jk im not racist DONT BAN ME:bitch:)


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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I'm not exactly sure... it just got there and I had to take care of business... anyways yeah it fuckin hurt... it looked like my swimmers skipped the shaft and jumped right on my hands

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Adom]
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Adom said:
I had an in grown hair on my balls once.


that's what it was actually...

shit hurts real bad
but i'm kinda weird and the payoff was worth it

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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I love my amigo's but damn I could of used a large straw hat that day, I went out and bought one after work that night.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Adom]
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yea mexicans r tight, i have some mexican friends, they r crazy they always got my back when i get in a fight and they will take on ANYONE doesnt matter how big they r


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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pimple on nut sack.
bah
i was hanging out with my smoke buddy and 2 girls at the lake. i was trying to make a move on this awesomely hot girl. well we come back from smoking and swimming. i deck change and start telling a story.
about half way through. my nut sack hurts. and i stop and look down. everyone follows my eyes. i go weird, i just got a pain down there. i go about 4 words into my next sentence, where the pain comes again. this time i realize its an ant, and go its a fucking ant. i strip naked and jump in the water to get him off. he stings me on my leg before i squish the shit outta the little sob. well after that, the girls wouldn't give me a towel, so i jump out and chase them with my little pecker because the water is cold. i still got to make out with her, but nothing more. sigh.
can you beat that, pimple popper?

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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nice! ants in the pants... I am so beat.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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y would u strip naked? just jump in the water and squirm around, it woulda came off.


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Cowgold]
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Cowgold said:
I had a pimple on my nutsack once and was tryin to pop it in the weight room (mirrors everywhere and I thought the door was locked) any way my dad goes in there to run and I got my dick in my hand.  He just turned around and walked out.  I didn't know which was worse telling him I was popping a pimple off my nutsack or just letting him think i was jerkin off.  So I let it be. 

I laughed at myself for the longest time.  I'm laughing right now actually...

:rofl:


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Cowgold]
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Cowgold said:
nice! ants in the pants...  I am so beat.


:rotfl:


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: Toddo]
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cause he was all in my hair down there. and i couldnt find him. i didnt want to be rummaging around down there looking for something in front of girls, plus the pants i had on were velcro for the zipper, so i had to strip. its just the way it worked out.

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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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use quick reply on the top right of peoples post, that way we know who ur talking to


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: friggest]
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ant bites hurt like hell. I got bite in the finger when I was a little kid by a red ant.


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Re: Have you ever been caught masturbating? [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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i wasnt talking to you.
or was i?

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