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HAHAHA
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There's this neighbor lady, and she's hot.  Whenever I see her she always waves and/or blows a kiss. 

So I was just outside gettin something from the garage and she pulled in the driveway and asked me if I smoked.  I looked all confused and told her "of course not".  She told me "don't be silly.  my daughter told me about you".  :blush:

Now I'm about to take a shower and go to her house and smoke down.

What will come of this? :evil:


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Re: HAHAHA [Re: daimyo]
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you will soon be fucking the hot neighbor lady while being nicely blazed.


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"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks

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Re: HAHAHA [Re: barfightlard]
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Mother/daughter sex sandwich!

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Re: HAHAHA [Re: barfightlard]
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if you don't hit it, you fail.


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Re: HAHAHA [Re: Chroniffer]
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Daughter is at college :sad:

Will update later, peace!


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Re: HAHAHA [Re: felix]
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felix said:
if you don't hit it, you fail.



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It's Krang, Bitch!  :krang:

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Re: HAHAHA [Re: drtyfrnk]
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haha, that's sweet.


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Re: HAHAHA [Re: daimyo]
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:bananabang:

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Re: HAHAHA [Re: daimyo]
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daimyo said:
She told me "don't be silly.  my daughter told me about you".


What happened with her daughter? :smirk:


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It's Krang, Bitch!  :krang:

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Re: HAHAHA [Re: daimyo]
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Stick your dick in her.

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Re: HAHAHA [Re: daimyo]
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daimyo said:
There's this neighbor lady, and she's hot.  Whenever I see her she always waves and/or blows a kiss. 

So I was just outside gettin something from the garage and she pulled in the driveway and asked me if I smoked.  I looked all confused and told her "of course not".  She told me "don't be silly.  my daughter told me about you".  :blush:

Now I'm about to take a shower and go to her house and smoke down.

What will come of this? :evil:


hahaha dang

Well you better hope she doesnt rip off your clothes and throw you in the basement. IT PUTS THE WEED IN THE BOWL OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!

Good luck. :thumbup:

Edited by VoidOfsPg (10/26/05 11:55 AM)

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Re: HAHAHA [Re: drtyfrnk]
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drtyfrnk said:
felix said:
if you don't hit it, you fail.




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Re: HAHAHA [Re: Redstorm]
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Damn man, that kicks ass! Good luck!

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Re: HAHAHA [Re: Redstorm]
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Redstorm said:
drtyfrnk said:
felix said:
if you don't hit it, you fail.






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Re: HAHAHA [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
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FUCK.

THE.

LIVING.

SHIT.

OUT.

OF.

HER.

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Re: HAHAHA [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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Quote:
VoidOfsPg said: IT PUTS THE WEED IN THE BOWL OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!


i laugh

:rofl:


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Re: HAHAHA [Re: recalcitrant]
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That is funny as hell!

:rotfl:


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Re: HAHAHA [Re: blissedout]
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Beat the pussy up, Beat the pussy up
Beat the pussy up, Beat the pussy up

Haha, this sounds like some kind of Penthouse letter - Hit it up man, The weed AND her :smile:


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Re: HAHAHA [Re: daimyo]
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:thumbup: :doggystyle:


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Re: HAHAHA [Re: daimyo]
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DUDE, you've been gone for hours. WTF?

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