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Female preference poll
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Scenario:
After dating two girls, the time comes that you must choose one or the other. Both of them are sweethearts, great personalities, equally physically attractive; they are both neck-to-neck in comparison except for one difference.

Girl M is unbelievably awesome, wild, kinky and fantastic in bed. She blows your socks away every night, like your own personal porn starlette. The sexual energy/chemistry between you two is intoxicating. She's the most passionate kisser and the most erotically satisfying lover you've ever had.

Girl Z is amazingly and brilliantly intelligent. She's a member of Mensa, and is going for her PhD. She blows your mind away with every deep-spirited, meaty, philosophical conversation. The intellectual chemistry between you two is off the charts. She is by far, the most brainiest chick you've ever had the pleasure of being with.

Downsides:

Girl M isn't very inclined to deep, meaty, intellectual-stimulations. When conversing, she prefers to discuss surface-details of Life in general - current events, personal events, such and such. She's good at chatting up a storm, but the depth of her conversations remains at shore-level.

Girl Z is a pretty cold when it comes to making love, and in bed. She's not very passionate in that department. She doesn't like to kiss, but occasionally she'll let you slip a tongue here and there. The sex is pretty weak, nothing kinky allowed and sometimes she'll simply insist on getting some sleep instead.


You and Girl M are strong in the emotion-connection, but weak in the intellect-connection.

You and Girl Z are strong in the intellect-connection, but weak in the emotion-connection.


Whom, would you choose?




Girl M or Girl Z?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from 10/21/05 01:08 PM until the end of time
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Re: Female preference poll [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
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honestly, probably girl z. the emotional/sexual fire would probably come on its own, and the intellectual fire is one of the most appealing things to me in a woman...


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Re: Female preference poll [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
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I would assume this one is pretty much a given...



but you never can bee *too* sure about the crazies you find on these boards  :nonono:


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Re: Female preference poll [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
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Girl Z, because you can instill kink, and lust in someone much easier than you can teach intellectual type stuff.

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Re: Female preference poll [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
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Polygamy is the answer!

Failing that...I'll take Z if she's rich, and I'll continue to bang M on the side.

If Z isn't rich, then I'll take M, and continue to look for a rich one.


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Re: Female preference poll [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
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Which ever one is dead.

^_^


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Re: Female preference poll [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
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I went with Girl M

girl Z would make me feel dumb...and would blabber about shit way too much

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Re: Female preference poll [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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HELLA_TIGHT said:
Which ever one is dead.

^_^


best reply ever  :grin:


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Re: Female preference poll [Re: Boom]
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You could always dumb her down by pushing her down a flight of stairs.


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Re: Female preference poll [Re: Boom]
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Booooom said:
I went with Girl M

girl Z would make me feel dumb...and would blabber about shit way too much


lol

so true man, just give me the kinkiest wildest sex ever and I'll die a happy happy man.


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Re: Female preference poll [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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HELLA_TIGHT said:
You could always dumb her down by pushing her down a flight of stairs.


Yeah, but she'd be smart enough to leave me after that and press charges

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Re: Female preference poll [Re: drtyfrnk]
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Even if she ties you up and fucks you in the ass with a 12 inch long 3 inch wide strap on?

That's pretty kinky but I'll stay away.

FAR away.


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Re: Female preference poll [Re: Boom]
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Not if you hit her with a bat afterwards.


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Re: Female preference poll [Re: Boom]
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Girl Z for me :thumbup:

Good poll..


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Re: Female preference poll [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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Yeah. TRUE

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Re: Female preference poll [Re: Boom]
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not if you gave her brain damage. carefully place a stone at the bottom of the stairs.

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Re: Female preference poll [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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HELLA_TIGHT said:
Not if you hit her with a bat afterwards.



damn you beat me. 2 birds one stone- make the stair push count. use a rock.

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Re: Female preference poll [Re: shroomykid420]
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LOLZ AT PUN, OMG!

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Re: Female preference poll [Re: shroomykid420]
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Fuck a rock.

Just put some nails through a fence board, and place fence board at bottom of stairs.


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Re: Female preference poll [Re: shroomykid420]
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Wouldn't that defeat the entire purpose of choosing girl Z anyway?

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