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OfflineKungFu_Shaman
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Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical)
    #4763697 - 10/06/05 11:44 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

This is fucking hysterical. I nearly shit my pants when I read the headline:

"Python Eats Gator, Explodes"
http://www.livescience.com/animalworld/ap_051006_python.html


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OfflineMcKennaFan200
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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: KungFu_Shaman]
    #4763708 - 10/06/05 11:46 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Already seen that story on here at least 3 times. :\


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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: McKennaFan200]
    #4763751 - 10/06/05 11:56 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Sweet, I can't wait till my burmese python is able to kill alligators!!


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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: KungFu_Shaman]
    #4763757 - 10/06/05 11:57 AM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I'd punch a snake in the face if it came at me.


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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4763854 - 10/06/05 12:22 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
I'd choke-slam a snake in the face if it came at me.




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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4764021 - 10/06/05 01:13 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

no video? wut a jip


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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4764039 - 10/06/05 01:18 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I saw that on the news lastnight.


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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4764210 - 10/06/05 02:16 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I think we have differing opinions on what is "hysterical." This is interesting at best and only from a scientific viewpoint of the environment getting fucked up by stupid people.


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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: sublime40oz]
    #4764265 - 10/06/05 02:29 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

sublime40oz said:
I think we have differing opinions on what is "hysterical." This is interesting at best and only from a scientific viewpoint of the environment getting fucked up by stupid people.




Now that was hysterical. ok... ok... it was kinda funny.


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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: KungFu_Shaman]
    #4764402 - 10/06/05 02:57 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I read this like a thousand times now. However, it is pretty crazy and hard to believe how a snake eats an alligator.


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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: KungFu_Shaman]
    #4764431 - 10/06/05 02:59 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

What a dumbass snake. Why would it try to eat a gator? I would have loved to see that fight.


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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: DNKYD]
    #4764504 - 10/06/05 03:10 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I'm a little more amused that this snake isn't native to the area. :confused: There's hundreds of these released pets and their offspring out there. But then again, I like snakes...... :grin:


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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: vinsue]
    #4764507 - 10/06/05 03:11 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

How was fishing??


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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: sublime40oz]
    #4764521 - 10/06/05 03:14 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

I think the humor in the article lies mostly in the headline. The concept of a snake exploding, releasing a gator from its innards is rather amusing. Plus the picture of a gator sticking out of a snake is pretty funny too.

The headline sounds like something you might come across in The Onion.


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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4764572 - 10/06/05 03:26 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Slow...  :sad:  1 in the net finally on Mon.{25 lbs} Soon to be smoked with apple wood on Sat. :thumbup:Found an awesome state park up there with protected dunes and shit right on Lake Ontario.Next year, I'm renting the cabin for a week...for...$420 ...good # eh ???


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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: vinsue]
    #4764579 - 10/06/05 03:28 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Damn man, but 1 25 pounder sounds good - but then again I don't know much about fishing at all!

Hahah very good #. Did the kid enjoy the fishing even if you didn't catch much?


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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: vinsue]
    #4764581 - 10/06/05 03:28 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

how the hell is the snake gonna shit out an aligator... what a dumass


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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4764627 - 10/06/05 03:36 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Kids' good friend from school was shot and killed Thurs. nite in Harlem, so no, he didn't feel much like going. That, plus the money we sent him for his bus fare up from college ended up going to groceries.  :shrug:  Kids these days.... :rofl2:


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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: vinsue]
    #4764630 - 10/06/05 03:37 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

:confused: :eek:


I don't know whether to laugh or cry!!


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Re: Python Eats Gator, Explodes (Seriously Hysterical) [Re: AliceDee]
    #4764633 - 10/06/05 03:37 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

Talk about indigestion.. :rolleyes:


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